The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-09-2017, 06:59 AM
Banner Art coerced from Ms. Nephlia
Last edited by The Auctioneer; 07-12-2017 at 10:02 AM..
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The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-09-2017, 07:13 AM
What's a beach without a few shops along the Boardwalk?
An Opportunity missed, sand in the wind.
Greetings, Menewshans!
Step right in folks and gather round. Examine the wares I have up for auction as close as you like. However, I must ask you to please refrain from drooling on them before the auctions are finalized. These items were researched and collected with great care.
Last edited by Nephila; 07-11-2017 at 01:56 PM..
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The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-09-2017, 07:51 AM
Some Ground rules!
For any of you fine folks that haven't been part of a good Ol' Fashion Marketplace Auction before here's the short and long of it. Long and short? Meh, Whatever.
- Every item starts at the same amount: 1000g
- To bid on any of our items, use this form. Bids with out the formal paper work will be disregarded.
This form:
[SIZE="6"][B][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Enthusiastically raises arm! [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE]
[B]Lot number:[/B] (Lot numbers will be listed under each item)
[B]My Bid:[/B] (What you're currently willing to part with)
[B]Maximum Amount:[/B] (This is not a necessary field, in fact it would amuse me greatly if you were to put something silly and intangible here. However if you wish to forgo the fun part of any auction and are willing to part with a bajillionty gold for it. This will give others an idea of where you stand. )
[B]Send it to: [/B](Your main, An off shore mule account or perhaps a gift for a close friend?) *valuable info for the final bids
Should look like:
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10055
My Bid: 2 halfpennies
Maximum Amount: 4 halfpennies
Send it to: A sketchy basement apartment in New York City.
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- To place a higher bid: Simply refile another form in a greater amount than the last highest bidder. Or if you're looking to cut to the chase for a much desired item. . .
- I encourage you to fill in the optional part of the form that states the highest you're willing to go on a certain item. I do respect the bargain hunter, but charity auctions are nary the place for penny pinching. As the final gold amount will later be distributed towards charities, please be generous in your acquiring.
- I favor attentive bidders. However, I do no hold myself to the same standards, especially if any attractive young ladies catch my eye on the beach and want to chat. When you're the only Auctioneer in town, you can do these things. I jest. Mostly.
- Minimum Bid increase amount: 250 g
- I will not tolerate "snipers". Although the auctions will go until the very end of the event, MAKE SURE you have Bid at least once on any items you're interested in. All last day bidding will be between those that have bid in the first six days. If, for some reason you waited until the last day to fill out the forms, you'll be sadly out of luck my friend.
Last edited by Nephila; 07-11-2017 at 02:10 PM..
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The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-09-2017, 08:11 AM
-PATION!
. . .Participation, that is.
How's that for a segue? Keep up I don't want to lose you now. We haven't even begun the auctions yet!
Speaking of losing: Defeat may be on the horizon, for some of you. Whether you're rich or poor, final bidder or first to bow out we are all Menewshans first and foremost. When an auction becomes to rich for your blood I encourage you to keep up conversations. Be a good neighbor and friend. Send wishes of congratulations or good luck to your fellow Menewshan still in the race.
Remember, even if you aren't the Final High Bidder there will always be next time. :)
Last edited by Nephila; 07-11-2017 at 02:16 PM..
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The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-09-2017, 08:20 AM
Last edited by The Auctioneer; 07-10-2017 at 11:39 PM..
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The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-09-2017, 08:21 AM
Current high bids
. . .Do I hear another 1000? 250?
Lot Number 10055
Blue Gow
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10055
My Bid: 3750
Maximum Amount: A photo of Mr Popo
Send it to: HIM
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Lot Number 10056
How Now?
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10056 [aka How Now for personal ref]
My Bid: 4750
Maximum Amount: My heart and soul or 50k (depends on what which is reached first)
Send it to: dragoness129
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Lot Number 10453
Bloodmoon Gems
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10453 [aka Bloodmoon Gems]
My Bid: 3500
Maximum Amount: 25k
Send it to: dragoness129
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Lot Number 10454
Darkmoon Gems
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10453
My Bid: 3250
Maximum Amount: A copy of Generic Schoolgirl Yuri.
Send it to: HIM
The darkmoon gems haven't been updated D:
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Lot Number 10480
Bunchi Slippers
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10480 [aka Bunchi Slippers]
My Bid: 2250
Maximum Amount: 20k
Send it to: dragoness129
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Lot Number 10481
Radioactive Bunchi Slippers
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10481 [aka Radioactive Bunchi Slippers]
My Bid: 2250
Maximum Amount: 25k
Send it to: dragoness129
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Lot Number 10736
Traitors of Yumeh
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10736
My Bid: 1500
Maximum Amount: it really depends on how the auctions go overall
Send it to: Salvete
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Lot Number 10735
Traitors of Peeblo
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10735
My Bid: 1500
Maximum Amount: it really depends on how the auctions go overall
Send it to: Salvete
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Lot Number 10782
Gold Commander Pendant
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10782 [aka Gold Commander Pendant]
My Bid: 3500
Maximum Amount: 20k
Send it to: dragoness129
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Lot Number 17607
Auctioneer's Ledger
Quote:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607 [aka Auctioneer's Ledger]
My Bid: 5250
Maximum Amount: I offer Kent's soul as tribute
Send it to: dragoness129
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Last edited by The Auctioneer; 07-20-2017 at 01:53 PM..
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The Auctioneer
Better than Santa!
NPC
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07-10-2017, 11:40 PM
Saved
. . .Just a precaution.
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Kent
owo
☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 12:18 PM
OMG!
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607
My Bid: 1000g
Maximum Amount: My whole manga collection? ;; A;;
Send it to: this account
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Elirona
Giant butt
☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 12:20 PM
I probably shouldn't have spent all my gold on raffle tickets.
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Suzy Sunshine
URE NPC
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07-14-2017, 12:38 PM
Hey Hey Auctioneer! Thanks for joining us!! :)
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 12:58 PM
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Car'a'Carn
Berries & Cream!
☆☆☆ Penpal Assistant Administrator
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07-14-2017, 02:14 PM
Is anyone else singing out on the boardwalk in their heads? XD
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 02:20 PM
umm, under the boardwalk?
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Car'a'Carn
Berries & Cream!
☆☆☆ Penpal Assistant Administrator
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07-14-2017, 02:31 PM
Yep that one! XD I always forget the words
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star2000shadow
☽⚝☾
☆☆☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 02:36 PM
man now star wishes she had a lot more goldies.
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sadrain
Ghost Caracal
☆☆
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07-14-2017, 03:05 PM
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10735
My Bid: 1000 g
Maximum Amount: My herd of well tamed clouds
Send it to: Main
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 03:15 PM
OOOoooh, AAAaaah a herd of cloudies...impressive biddie!
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*Hime*
♫
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07-14-2017, 04:10 PM
I wish I didn't just spend all my gold xD
D:
But this is awesome
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 04:31 PM
earn dem goldies the old fashioned way, the postie post!
Last edited by hummy; 07-14-2017 at 04:36 PM..
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*Hime*
♫
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07-14-2017, 04:46 PM
I'm gonna try xD
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 04:54 PM
I will help you postie post, HIMEie
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Dystopia
Bitter-Bitter
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07-14-2017, 05:04 PM
[/B][/SIZE]
Lot number: 10480
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10481
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10736
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10735
My Bid: 1250
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607
My Bid: 1250
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia
---------- Post added 07-14-2017 at 10:05 AM ----------
._ . OOPS I FUCKED ONE UP. I'm posting again because I don't want to edit a post with bids in it.
Fixed:
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 10480
My Bid: 1000
Maximum Amount: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send it to: Dystopia
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hummy
Little birdie ♥
☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 05:08 PM
good luck everyone!
hiya, Dy! *waves*
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Dystopia
Bitter-Bitter
☆☆☆☆☆
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07-14-2017, 05:09 PM
ayy ty.
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Kent
owo
☆☆☆☆ Penpal
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07-14-2017, 05:13 PM
Enthusiastically raises arm!
Lot number: 17607
My Bid: 1500g
Maximum Amount: My pokemon card and manga collection? ;;; A;;;
Send it to: this account
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