First entry and funny/retarded/not funny moments of my life

[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Okay this is my first entry ever in Menewsha and I am willing to share some moment's with you guys. Hope you enjoy!.

Okay, so I am an artist. I draw anime style, and I mostly draw my avatar and Oc's. I have a deviant account and all that.
So one day I was browsing through my mail box, and a email caught my attention.
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[I]Girl: I have been looking through your deviant account today and spotted one of [b]MY[/b] art work in your account. Please, I don't want to take this discussion any further then this. Please delete that art work from your account, take out the credit and show it to me.

Me: So your trying to convince me to say that it is your art work?

Girl: I don't want to take this any further. Please follow my instructions or I will be convinced to report on you.

Me: First of all. That art work was by me, what so ever. I drew it myself. And you can't convince me to say that it is your art work while it clearly isn't.

Girl: Please stop arguing with me!. One more shot, and I will report on you.

Me: Listen person (whoever you are). I know what you are up to. You want me to take of the credit and show it to you so that you can steal it. I am not stupid you know. And do you have prove that its your art work?. Go ahead and report on me!, but you need prove first.

Me: Fine I will show you prove!.[/I]
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Oh she showed me prove alright, but it looked nothing like the one I drew. lol. Good try kiddo!, but your not getting by that easily. :stare:

This one was a weird one I got from gaia
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[I]Person: how did you get my password? tell me?

Me: huh?....what do u mean get ur password?

Person: hi silent! You didn't get this from me.. But please don't spread it around. This is the only working item duplicating software for Gaia. And if you get rick, remember who gave this to you!

-URL GOES HERE O_O-

This is probably against the ToS, but they have no proof of you duplicating items, and you can do it with as many items as you want, but people r saying it only works 4 one account per computer so choose carefully![/quote]

hm..thnx..but how do u duplicate it after going to the link?

Me: Hahaha, good one... Re-re-rrrr--eeeee-ported!![/I]
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No really?, first you try to be all mysterious saying "how did you get my password" then when you see that's not working you send me a scam?... Yeah. I am soo gonna fall for it -sarcasm-

Even though I hated this one, it was still funny.
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[I]Dude: Hey wanna Cyber. I am your boyfriend.

Me: No thank you!. And if you are my boyfriend why are you using another account?

Dude: Come on baby, please, for me. Because I want to hun!.

Me: Duuuude!! I don't even have a boyfriend. Geez!.

Dude: Come on sweety, stop playing!.

Me: Back off I have a cross!.[/I]
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Ok I admit I lied about 'not having a boyfriend' but I only did that to make the argument short. But anyways perverted lil' boy. Who ever you are, you need to go get a gf or something! (if you are old enough to do so!)

It gets soo annoying when people get annoying. O_O
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[I]Person: Hey you do avatar art?

Me: No.

Person: I want mines to look like this: My avatar of curse, swinnin' on the a swin' with my gf.

Me: I said I don't do art!

Person: Sweet I will sent you trade.[/I]
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Yeah, that was really annoying so I didn't reply. I said I don't do art! and a No is a No.

I have more but not enough time you guys. Lets just say they are the opening thingy's for the thing.. for.. for my first entry. [/COLOR][/FONT]