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Last Activity: 10-22-2016 07:27 AM
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"First of all, write a haiku for Skulduggery!"
Quote:This man with a rose
searches for someone to love -
at a wedding. Wow.Quote:Curious eater
Of the floral persuasion
Rose, om nom nom nom.
Quote:"Now to figure out how I'm going to drink this punch with this rose in my mouth..."
Quote:The user above me was put into detention for making moves on the teachers. YOU'RE HERE TO LEARN, DAMMIT, NOT SEDUCE THE STAFF!Quote:The user above was thrown into detention because the roses he brought caused a mass attack on the students with pollen allergies. For shame.Quote:The user above me was put in detention for flirting with the teacher! She found him laying on her desk with a roar in his mouth.
"What was the first thing you noticed about him?
"He's quite the player; why did YOU divorce him?"
Quote:"Because he never shares his spiced wine. T>T THA HORRORO!" "Oh and if the wine wasn't enough he was a cover hog!!"Quote:Flowers are not part of a well balanced diet, contrary to a certain someone's belief. Sure, he made breakfast in bed, but it was usually something weird like a dandelion salad. We went to a friend's wedding together and he sat there eating the table arrangements and ignoring the perfectly good meal provided to us. It was humiliating! I can't live with this anymore!Quote:I divorced Skulduggery because he lost his sense of wonder and replaced it with expensive trinkets. Don't you know that money can't buy happiness? I mean, not that I'm not going to divorce you and receive half of your finances or anything, but--oh, look! A cat!Quote:I just couldn't stand the smell of roses anymore! Rose scented cologne. Rose scented breath. Rose petal candies. Rose colored curtains. I was surrounded by roses of every shade and description and just couldn't handle it anymore!
"Pick one word to describe him."