Well, I'm back. The world can start turning again. I just got back from the world wide ninja association. It's when all the ninjas gather to tell of our adventures. It lasts for about three months and It happens once every sextillion years. I didn't see you there Darrin so I don't want to hear any fail from your mouth. I don't consider Shurikens a conventional weapon because of their destructive nature, you know leveling buildings and slicing people in two. As for the Head Secret Ninja Master, He/She requested that I refrain from using Shurikens due to my pure and total win I cause when I wield them.
Q: Dear Amish Invisible Ninja, what kinds of weapons do you use?
A: WHAT!!!??? Ninjas don't use weapons... unless you consider your mind to be a weapon, or your fists, or feet, or Shurikens.
Q: Amish Invisible Ninja, do you wear clothes when you’re invisible? If so doesn’t it give away your position?
A: Ninjas always wear clothes but invisible clothes when they're invisible. But I have to keep them in too different dressers so I don't get then confused. That would be awkward.
Q: Do you have any ninja friends? Or any normal friends?
A: HEY! Ninjas are people just like anyone else! Just because they're better then you at anything do not make them freaks! It just makes you inferior. Besides I have loads of friends like Hayate, he's my friend.
Amish Invisible Ninja