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[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][B]Wanna know how I spent my Friday night? I'll give you the whole story...
I came over to Savannah's place after school for a visit, as usual. I found her in her room, finishing up some homework.
"Need some help?" I offered.
"Nah. I'm almost done." she said, "They gave us so much frikin' homework, though, I've been working since I got home."
"You haven't eaten?"
"No."
"Good, I'm hungry." I grinned.
Mrs. Nancy, Savannah's mother, came in then. "We should call your grandfather." she told me, "You could spend the night."
"He's working tommorrow." I corrected.
"You could still stay." Savannah said.
I shrugged my shoulders. "Are Dani and Jessy coming?"
"Yeah, probably. I could call Mrs. Shannon and ask. I'll bet they have to get the eggs first, though."
"I refuse to help them."
Savannah picked up her cell phone, which she had used to rapidly text TJ, and dialed the kids' number. It rang a few times, and Savannah asked, "Hey, is the kids comin' over? ... Oh, okay... Can I talk to her, then?"
I presumed she was speaking of Dani.
"Hey Dani... Are y'all gonna be down here? We're havin' a sleepover... WHAT?!"
"What? What?" I wondered.
Savannah continued into the phone, "Yeah, okay, I guess. I'll bet we can get Gina to make Neal come." she laughed here, "Alright... See ya." She hung up the phone and spoke to me. "Dani wants Jacob to come."
"Why does Dani have to drag her boyfriend everywhere with her?" I asked, irritated. And without waiting for an answer, I continued, "And what's this about Neal?"
Savannah shrugged, "I dunno. It'll be more fun."
"You've caused me a lot of stress in the past few days, telling me that. If he didn't want you to tell me, you shouldn't have. You never keep your mouth shut, do you? And now I have to flirt with him over the phone until he comes over here, to tickle the hell out of me and sleep on the couch, giving no one else peace with his anger rage problem when we wake him up-"
"Shut up." Savannah cut me off from my rant. "You like Neal."
"I DO NOT. If I liked ANYONE, it would be Torris. You should know that by now."
"You and Crystal show affection in wierd ways."
"I know." And then it hit me, "CRYSTAL!"
I grabbed Savannah's cell phone and went through the contacts.
"Don't tell her about the sleepover." Mrs. Nancy said, "I can't handle that child."
"Hello?" the familiar voice picked up.
"Hey fruitcake. You comin' over?" I asked.
"Sure I guess. But I can't stay too long. I'm going to pet LIVE WOLVES."
"WHAT?! SUCK MY PEDESTRIAN." And I hung up the phone.They thought Crystal was crazy? Please, I taught her everything she knows. I taught them all Brokencyde. I own.
The kids showed up in a few minutes. "YOU DIDN'T BRING COLTON, RIGHT?!" I shouted at them from the driveway as they came their way up the street. Sure, why bother with a car when you can walk a few meters and get chased by a rabid dog? Their mom was so strict.
"NO WAY!" Jessy shouted back, as she panted her way up the hill, away from Bandit. Dani followed behind, Jacob barely letting go of her. It would be like this all night.
"I'm not calling Neal." I said to them when we were inside, "I'll text him, but I refuse to call him. Phone conversations are too awkward, especially with Neal."
Savannah handed me her phone (why, you ask, do I not use my phone? I don't have one. :D). I texted pretty quickly, though I had little experience:
[I]R u comin to the house? We're havin a sleepover. -Gina[/I]
He texted back soon after:
[I]Who alls there?[/I]
[I]Well, me, Savannah, Dani, Jessy, and Jacob. Crystal is on her way but shes not stayin.[/I]
[I]Alright i'll be there in a minute.[/I]
Knowing Neal, that wouldn't be too long.
He arrived shortly, and anyone who was standing fell over. I take my precautions with this boy. That's a little too much black to go with the pale white skin.
"HIDE!" I shouted.
Neal hid in the back bedroom, along with Jacob. We wouldn't want these two to be seen around Crystal (Though I'm sure it was taking all Dani had not to follow her boyfriend).
Crystal stayed awhile. We woke Mr. Rob. He threw a shoe at me. Hit Crystal with a pillow. All the usual.
But Neal walked in too soon claiming "I got bored."
I noticed Dani had left the room, most likely sucking the face of Jacob.
We laughed awhile. Soon Crystal had to leave. I'm sparing the details because there's just no way I can describe my little mutant buddy. Ah, I'm so proud.
Anyway, we stayed up listening to a Disturbed album on Savannah's massive stereo. It hurt my ears big time, but it still rocked.
As predicted, Neal wouldn't stop poking me (you know that ticklish spot people have on their side? Yeah). I counted four "She's so fun"'s, two "cute"'s, and a few more comments I won't bother to remember. I was so uncomfortable.
He came with his awesome hat, too, saying he only lets girls he likes wear it. He refused to hand it over to Dani, and the thing ended up on my head.
Around 1 AM, Dani thought she saw a guy running out through the field. We only guessed it was Donny, goofing around trying to scare us. But then Fannie started barking, and we looked out the window... AND A GUY'S FACE WAS LIKE... RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was NOT Donny.
There were two of them. Well, we had two big guys too, right? I mean, Neal was just massive, and Jacob was the tallest guy I knew.
The cops showed up real quick, and lemme tell ya, Savannah's place sure gets protected good. About twenty cops surrounded the house. (We would have called upon Mr. Rob, but he was working undercover.)
One of the guys was arrested. And so was his wife, for possesion of drugs. The other guy had to be chased down and shot.
I spent a lot of time curled up on the couch with a bowling pin in my hand.
Ah, anyways, after that dillemma, we watched Stephen King's "The Mist", and we nearly laughed our heads off. Gramma with a blowtorch. xD
The next morning, me, Neal, and Savannah were headed to Memphis to see Savannah's cousin in the hospital.
That ride sucked.
First of all, TRAFFIC JAM.
Second, NEAL.
I was kind of glad Neal was there. It would've been boring if it was just me and Savannah.
Me and Neal made fun of a few people, shouting things like "Little Debbie" and "Twinky"! One woman flipped us off, and another one said Fuck You. xD
Of course, though, the whole ride over there, Savannah wouldn't stop trying to set me and Neal up. He called her a liar, I wasn't sure why. I saw him whisper something to her through the seat, and lucky me, he CANNOT whisper. He said something along the lines of, "No she doesn't."
Had we not been stuck in traffic, with plenty of people around, I would be all DIE SAVANNAH, DIE! EFF YOU THEN. EFF YOU.
Oh, and Neal can even draw better than me. Well, maybe not wolves.
At one point Neal put his arm around me, and I froze. HAS ANYONE EVER HAD THAT FREAKY TINGLY FEELING?! I was going numb or something!
It didn't go any farther than that. HALLELUJAH. I wouldn't want the family seeing me all freaked out. So, sorry, no juicy story. Maybe next week.
However, when I got home, I felt like I was on a hangover.[/B][/COLOR]:sarcasm:

I had nothing to do this morning, so I went to my friend Savannah's house. Dani and Jessy were there, so everyone was up. Hallelujah.
And Neal came over later. Hot Neal. xD
If you want a description, he looks like Shaun Morgan, only his hair is solid black and he has no piercings. Surprising.
He had taken his meds, so he was just hilarious. He couldn't keep himself from saying something along the lines of FuckDamnShitAss every two minutes, even though 12-year-old Jessy was there.
He brought his iPhone. Showoff.
I started up a conversation about how many fat people have such small cars. Here in J-Town, that is. >.> He would not stop laughing.
Neal: That is so true! Do you think it's cause it makes em feel smaller or something..?
Me: Hell naw. That'd make me feel bigger, what with bein all squished in. o.O

[OMG. YESSSAAAHHHH. Um, I'm watching Dancing With The Stars and Steve-O is SAFE! YESSSSAAAH.]

And then Neal started playing Disturbed songs with his fancy iPhone and whatnot. EFF YOU NEAL. EFF YOU. My Nano was so overshadowed today...

I hope people here aren't into making fun of the new kids.
Well, I just made my profile about twenty minutes ago - it took me forever to figure out the avatar, though I'm half-naked.
For my first blog, I'll put some bio out, things that I didn't feel like putting on my profile.

Please, please talk to me. For I'm new, and I can help with many real-life things. If you're having problems, I could be your personal therapist by telling you some of the crap I've gone - and are still going - through.
I love to write and type. I'm working on a story called [I]Moonlight Wolf[/I], and I think it's turning out pretty good. Though, the beginning was a bit rushed. I won't post it here, it's a written thing only. However, I may copy & paste some other stories that I've typed.
I live in Tennessee, of the United States Of America, and I love that the internet makes the world a very small place. Where I live - in the middle of the countryside, where the internet is slower than your gramma without her walker - it is very quiet, calm and green. I have never seen a place where the weather is more unpredictable, though. I love it here, and I never plan to leave.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE music. It is my life, the fuel that keeps me running. I enjoy genres such as Rock, Alternative, and Screamo. My favorite bands are Seether, Incubus, My Chemical Romance, Chairlift, Brokencyde, etc. My tastes change as I discover new artists, so don't expect this blog to always be true - however, I will always love Seether.
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