So far : it is not living, clothing, or edible. Oh and you can't play it.
It can be soft, and it can be square/cubic, doesn't really make noises.
It is colorful
Smaller than Xuvrette
Not for babies, nor is it an "adult product"
It does not require batteries
It is not made of plastic, or wood
It's purpose is not to hold things, or dispense things
It does not make stuff
and is not easily broken
Would not be nice to hug
not an electrical item
can be found in the kitchen, but isn't for a specific room

It is not a blanket, rainbow, digeridoo, not furniture, or a curtain, cat thing, clipboard, glitter, lipgloss