Hey guys, I'm looking for a partner(s) to start a 1x1 or bigger horror/romance/adventure roleplay!

If you think you'd like to sign up, here's a small list of requirements I... er... require. You don't have to be spot on with them all, but if you are that would be amazing.
1. I'd like someone semi-lit, at the least. Which means I need someone who can provide me at least two to three paragraphs with good, descriptive content that I can always right an equally long reply to.
2. My number one pet peeve is leet/chat/text speak. 'nuff said.
3. If you can be really dark and creepy, I would love you forever. I'm not good at making dark and crepy settings, but once given one I could run with it forever. I also like a lot of sarcasm :3 make me laugh and you'll get cookies.
4. Yes, I am looking for a bit of romance, but I'm not asking for it to be a main part of the story. It could just be something that developes, or it can even be one-sided (obsessions are creepy. They can be dark. They can work)
5. I don't want any whimpy, emo, oh-my-god-my-cat-drowned-so-i'm-going-to-bawl-my-eyes-out-and-paint-my-face-white kind of characters. One, they're generic and predictable. Two, they usually aren't good characters. Go ahead and have as much of a sob story as you want, but I'd prefer a character who hates the world and has a back bone then a whimpy little boy who thinks mascara is for boys too.

That's really it. Seriously. No joke. If you're interested, here's what you can do:
post in this thread, leaving a profile of your character telling me all the things you think I should know (name, age, species [i like other species :3], bio, likes, dislikes, appearance, etc.) and at least two paragraphs (can be from an rp you're in or can be something you make up off the top of your head). I will either pm you or reply to your posts from there.

I'm open to ideas, so just talk to me and we can come up with something from there. I want something original (so we can maybe do a torture house like from Saw, with an objective, but the contraptions can't be total rip-offs and we have to have a real story built within the house), so we can really have fun with this.

Well, that's it for now. Thanks guys, hopefully I'll talk to you soon :D

Reading, reading.... ooh.... requirement 5..... Oh. My. Gosh. this has got to be the best request EVER. I am like, the perfect match for you!!!!!!! Usually, this is my character:

Name: Hazel
Species: Manticore (Just in case you don't know, it's a large cat with a porcupine tail that shoots poison.)
Age: 300 (you cannot really tell....)
Likes: Small rodents, mixing people up, spreading rumors.
Dislikes: People who beg for their lives, I mean, your going to die anyway, Why not now? and Silver-bladed swords.
Appearance: explained.
Bio: ... I have a lot of Bio's for this character. Usually I am the person who starts out evil, but slowly and sarcastically makes her way to becoming good. Usually My weakness is Silver. I love being sarcastic, it gives me so much joy!!! This character has only been in one romance, and I'm sorry, but I just can't do the idea of a Lesbi Roleplay. (She is always a girl.) Usually she is in adventure Roleplays, especially if it is like a Dark vs. Light war sort of thing. Please reply soon!