(Sorry if somebody has done this already ^^')

So I saw fav. movie quotes and I thought why not fav. game quotes?
There are some really good ones out there!

So whats your fav. quotes from any game?
Any quote that interested you or made you laugh or were just plain weird?


I've been playing KH 358/2 Days and I saw some really good ones from that! XDD

Xigbar: What? You leave your toaster plugged in?

Roxas: That cat is a walking question mark. (talking about Cheshire cat)

Hayner: Hey! Thats enough from the peanut gallery!

Axel: Guess he rubbed off on me
Roxas: Who?
Axel: heh Lets just say you can thank yourself that we get to sit here again and laugh like idiots over ice cream.

Demyx: Is Xion still doing the Rip Van Winkle thing? Man, what happened?

Roxas: Axel, your not gonna believe this. I flew today!

one quote that really stuck with me over the years was from the second kingdom hearts... i can't remember who said it, i want to say roxas but i'm not sure... anyways it's:

what's important isn't how often we see each other, but how often we think about each other.

i guess i just think it's something important to remember because we all leave somebody sometime or another, whether it be graduations, moving, changing schools, changing jobs, all that kind of stuff... it kinda gives me hope... eh, i dunno :)

From world of warcraft: War of the Philippines Heroes!
here it is:

Raindrop keeps Falling on MY Head...

It's me, Mario!~From Assassins Creed II

ha ha very nice!

Oh Surely Soul Calibur 4 from tira (love her been playing her since 3) i love her witty little commenst such as

"Hurray! I found a new one!"
"I Can't wait to see you in pieces!"
"Can I kill you? Pleeeaasse!"
"Im going to kill you!"
"That's it! Show me you mean business!"
"Oh Perfect! I'll just tear you limb from limb!"
"I Want to see you destroyed! Hehehe!"
"Whoosh!"
"Let's dance!"

Theres more but I cant think of them off the top of my head xD But I love her witty comments!

ha ha! I all I could think of while reading that list is, is that all of them could end in ".............in bed" XDD

Some of my favourites are from Devil May Cry XD

Dante: Whatever, at any rate, it’s been a whole year since we last met. How bout a kiss from your little brother?

Slashy much?

Jester: You saw it too, didn’t you? That huge tower jutting out of the ground. That thick shaft that causes women to shudder is actually a tunnel

... -ahem- moving on

Dante: Dude, my father wasn’t so hideous. Can’t you tell by looking at me?

He makes me laugh all through this game XD Pity he doesn't have as many good one-liners in the first two games.

Arkham: I have the true power of Sparda…!
Vergil: Not very classy for someone’s dying words.

Not very classy at all X3


I have a ton of faves from my other favourite game, Left 4 Dead 2, but I'll save those for another time XD

Originally Posted by AkihitoKage

Some of my favourites are from Devil May Cry XD



Slashy much?



... -ahem- moving on



He makes me laugh all through this game XD Pity he doesn't have as many good one-liners in the first two games.



Not very classy at all X3


I have a ton of faves from my other favourite game, Left 4 Dead 2, but I'll save those for another time XD

ha ha! I like the father one! LMAO I should say that to some relatives now! XDD

anyways, got another one from FMA 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir

Edward: Is that just a fancy way of telling us your about to kick our asses?

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Assassin's Creed and Assassin's Creed II Qoute

These two are from Mass Effect 2. Both of them are kind of spoilers if you havent reached these parts of the game. The first I got myself, the other I saw on YouTube(which is actually REALLY funny)

Joker: "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
EDI:Ah. I have access to the defensive systems. Thank you, Mr. Moreau. Now you must reactivate the primary drive in engineering.
Joker:Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
Joker:......
EDI:That is a joke.

This one is if you pursue Garrus for the romance, and you are a female Commander Shepard

Garrus: You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

ha ha I like the first one XDD

"MEN DON'T RUN. MEN FIGHT."

-Beat (TWEWY)

"No one would ever steal the Laytonmobile...!" "...what exactly do you mean by that, Luke?"

-Luke, Layton (Professor Layton and the Curious Village.)

"BEHIND YOU."

-Game Text (Eversion.)

My favorite quotes at the moment are from Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins.

Two of my absolute favorites:

Now that the warm fuzzy part is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday is it?

That's what I here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one liners

A conversation overheard between Wynn and Alistair

Alistair: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon.
Wynne: Canary.
Alistair: What?
Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Alistair: I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?
Wynne: (Chuckles) You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were...enraptured.
Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.
Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips hmm?
Alistair: No no no, I wasn't looking at...you know her...hind-quarters
Wynne: Certainly.
Alistair: I gazed...glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.
Wynne: Of course.
Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.

Can you tell what my favorite game a character at the moment is?

"Why don't you two just die already? You're makin' me look bayud! Who do you think got this entire operation off the ground? A business like this doesn't fund itself, ya know? Yet they always look down on me...but not anymore!"

~Ricardo Irving, Resident Evil 5.


Just the way he delivers that monologue. Throughout he game he comes off as a somewhat joke of a character but that one cut scene right there shows Irving in a new light. He's freaking insane.

I know I've heard a lot of awesome quotes in various videogames, but I'm having a hard time recalling many right now. D:

Shado 'Fitz' Farstrider: Every day is a gift. make the most of it. For tomorrow we shall stride swifter over the plains then today. We shall spread our arms further and strain to achieve that which tonight we can only dream of, though it may ever elude us.

Waka: What a long and winding road it's been, eh, ma cherie?

Ashlin: I guess the hero I know did die in the desert. Or was it long before that?

Daxter: Oh yeah! The boys are back in town!
Jak: Let's go topside and see what kinda trouble we can get into.

SomequestNPC: The night elves are as old as time, but their arrogance destroys their very world.

Orthopox: It's time to play BLOW UP THE BLISK WARSHIP!

Orthopox-13: I'm picking up a signal in the sea to the south-west.
Crypto: What kind of signal?
Orthopox-13: A radiation signal in gamma waves, transmitting directly from the creatures's tortured brain.
Crypto: Tortured?
Orthopox-13: Yes. It's almost as if it's saying "Kill me, kill me!"
Crypto: That's the most pathetic thing I ever heard. So you want me to hunt down this monstrosity and put it out of it's misery?
Orthopox-13: Actually, I want you to scan it's mind and find the source of it's congnitive distress, so we can get it some help, and over time teach it confidence and self-esteem.
Crypto: You gotta be kidding me.
Orthopox-13: OF COURSE I AM, YOU MUTATION! NOW GO AND KILL THAT THING!

Crypto: I bet I could tell you that I'm an alien from the Planet Furon, here to harvest your brain stems, and you wouldn't even care...

I lie. o_o Apparently I remember more than I thought I did. Though I do admit that Wikiquote helped a lot. DaH2 is such an awesome game for quotes. :'D

YamiSora; OH I REMEMBER THAT QUOTE. Good gosh, I loved that one. XD

This one is from the Mass Effect 2 Launch Trailer(and of course it is some of the possible dialogue in the game).

We have to give everything, Even if that means our lives, We will stop at nothing, We will fight for the lost.

Just in case some who have played the game cant remember what part it is, its from right before the suicide mission. Which, should be enough said for anyone who played through the game to understand what part it is.

@Lathrine: ha ha! well you couldn't come up with many, but that long one will do XDD
and oh rly? yea, it's a good one! ^^

This from one of the skits in Tales of Vesperia:

(Its a conversation between Yuri and Judith, after escaping the cell in the Tower the Blood Alliance had built)
Yuri: I prefer eye candy to scary armor any day.

I think this screenshot says it all:


There's numerous other ones from the same game series XF

This one could contain a spoiler, but I decided to leave out the name of the boss just so that those who havent beaten Tales of Vesperia wont know WHEN it comes into effect. :P

???: Wonderbar...

I know its short, but its the boss' dying words. xD

God, one of the crackiest quotes I've heard in a game is in Left 4 Dead 2 where Ellis is telling yet another one of his random-ass stories, and at the very end when he gets told to shut up he goes:

"Ok, but there was a goat."

... Why won't you let us hear the rest of the story?! Curse you Valve!

Remember to put quotes in quote tags please! I'll be editing your post for you Akihito. :yes:

This one isnt really from a game, its from a voice chat during the game(there are 2 of them)

This was said to me as I was using a M21 EBR with an ACOG scope on Wasteland in Modernwarfare 2(I was shooting across the level)

"There is no way you are going to get the headshot on that guy near the helicopter *PING*....WTF?!"

This one is after that match from previous quote:

"You had to be glitching, there is no way yoou could see us from anywhere."
"No, I was sitting near a wall near the graveyard."
"Impossible, we ran through there all the time."
"Yeah, I know when to fire, and when to hold my fire."
"...Glitcher"

These are my favorites!

Ratchet and Clank Future: Tool's of Destruction

Mr. Zurkon is going to let you live.....PSYCH!!!

Mr. Zurkon is going to kill you!!

Fat Princess

Kill them all!!

I'll bite your legs off!!

You tattering flapdragon!! (or something like that)

Batman Arkham Asylum. The Joker has the best lines in the game. He's so funny.

Joker: I bet you're wondering which of you two will be next. I know I am.

Joker: He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.

Joker: Don't worry, boys. I'm quite certain there's no truth to the rumor that the Batman drinks human blood

Riddler: What uses first four legs, then two legs and then three legs?
Doctor: A human being, four as a baby, two while growing up and as an old man they use a crane for walking.
Riddler: Wrong, the answer is a baby...true, it uses four, but when you cut off their legs, it uses two and when you give them a crutch it walks on three...
Doctor: That´s disgusting! How can you even joke about that?
Riddler: Easily Doctor, it´s not my baby!

Joker:Just a reminder, there's only one rule on the island. Failure to follow this rule will be a penalty of death. The best part about this rule. It's a secret! Ha ha ha ha ha!"