"Shut up and walk, dear."
-Joshua, TWEWY

"The world ends with you, Phones. You've gotta push out your horizons just as far as they'll go."
- Mr. Hanekoma, TWEWY

"Folsense is real! I'm... real..."
-Anton, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

"Ah! You're rival... er... what was his name again?"
-professors, Pokémon

Joshua says that after he and Neku were thought to be a gay couple, and it just seems really funny.

I just have a crush on Mr. Hanekoma from TWEWY, so I kind of love everything he says... ^^"

The quote from Professor Layton made me feel so sympathetic for Anton...

The last one is especially a favorite, because it gives you some much freedom for creativity... :]

Originally Posted by Se-MiWolFox

I think this screenshot says it all:


There's numerous other ones from the same game series XF

ha ha thats awesome! especially with a screenshot LMAO

All of my favorites are from Dragon Age: Origins, of course!

Here's one from a drunken Oghren-

Oghren: "Hey Warden! You gotta hear this one!"
PC: "What is it now, Oghren?"
Oghren: "This elf walks into a tavern" (loud laughter and snorts)
PC: "Then what?"
Oghren: "And she says..." (snorts and laughs) "She says..."
PC: "What does she say?"
Oghren: "She... she..." (snorts really loudly and passes out)

And here's one with the sweet and funny Alistair-

Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?"
PC: "Your new weapon of choice?"
Alistair: "Yes that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosey sent!"

Here are just some funny random Alistair quotes-

-"Well! He's not half as dead as he looks, is he?"
-"You smell great; is that death you're wearing? It really suits you."
-"You ever wonder if that's an accurate likeness of Andraste? Maybe she was ugly. Maybe she had buck teeth. How do you know?"
-"You ever wonder why the mages built their tower out in the middle of Lake Calenhad? They have an aversion to practicality or something?"
-"We won? We did? Yay!"
-"Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."
-"Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?"
-"There's nothing like a brush with death to make you...not like death much."
-"Injured! As in me, as in Ow!"
-"Last thing you want when you're about to take down some maleficar out in the woods is to have him point and laugh at your taste in clothing. Am I right?"
-"Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!"

What a shame. I don't see any old-school quotes. Well, this game started quite a following. Ladies and gents, Zero Wing!

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!
Cats: How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say?
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Captain: Take off every "zig"! You know what you doing. Move "zig". For great justice.

How 'bout some Castlevania? :

Richter Belmont: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Richter Belmont: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!

Not to mention Zelda:

"I AM ERROR"

here are my favorites

So zetta slow!

Sho Minamimoto (WEWY)

Now get your squirrley ass outta here

Torn (Jak II)

Daxter: Hey tattooed wonder. how come we get all the crappy missions?
Torn: Because I. Dont. Like.You!
Daxter: Fair enough

Daxter and Torn (Jak II)

Torn: We needed a souther HQ for the war, plus I kinda like the sign outside with Ottsel head on it.
Daxter: yeah its nice isnt it?
Torn: We use it for target practice.
Daxter: Hey!

Daxter and Torn (Jak 3)

As you can see I really like Torn from the Jak and Daxter series ^_^

Ellis: "Nick what the hell, you shot the pilot."
Nick: "Well he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie now was he?"
Ellis: "That's true, but he also our only pilot."

Coach: "Whispering Oaks! Shit, I used to go there as a kid!"
Nick: "Great. Now we can die there as adults."

Nick: "These cars go on for MILES!"
Coach: "Maybe they left em' when they got rescued."
Nick: "That's...one theory."

Coach: "Little Sister. You gotta learn how to shoot."

-All from L4D2

"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong.

Time is an ocean in a storm.

You may wonder who I really am, and why I say this.
Come, and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard."

Prince of Persia: the Sands of Time FTW. :eager:

Mii; Oh wow, those are awesome. o: What game is that from?

Another Garrus romance quote from Mass Effect 2 (I'm going from memory, this may not be exactly right).

"Either it will be a touching and meaningful moment in both of our lives, or an uncomfortable and awkward cross-species encounter. In which case, the suicide mission will be a welcome distraction, so either way, it's a win!"

Also, pretty much everything Glados says in Portal.

man..........I need to get into games more.........well I'm poor and I have school so I have excuses XDD

Hmm..anyone played Clayfighter for the N64?

"Santa's gonna sit on yo' lap!" ~Sumo Santa

D: The best quote ever isn't on page 1:

All your base are belong to us

hmmmm.............I don't really get it ^^'

"Don't Run You'll just die tired" - Mordecai from Borderlands

"One who knows nothing, will understand nothing" - Ansem From Kingdom Hearts

(:

oh yea, that famous Ansem Quote............haunted Sora for days T3T

This is probably the most random thing you will ever see, or hear, while playing Mass Effect 2(Oh, and yes, he is singing it, not just saying it like he normally would):

Shepard: Im sorry, I know that was important but...You performedd Gilbert and Sulivan?
Mordin: I am the very model of a scientist salarian, Ive studied species turian, asari and batarian. Im quite good at genetics(as a subset of biology) because I am an espert(which I know is a tautology). My xenoscoence studies range from urban to argrariann, I am the very model of a scoentist salarian.

This is one from Jacod:

Whats the saying- a good deeds like pissing yourself in dark pants, warm feeling but nobody notices.

ha ha ha Sora likes the one from Jacod XDD

I'm telling you! People who eat pickles are nice people!

A random guard from Final Fantasy IX. XD
There are so many quotes from Zelda: Majora's Mask that I can't remember right now. And Final Fantasies IX and VII have some awesome quotes too.

Also: THE ENTIRE BIOSHOCK SCRIPT. Oh my god. Such amazing writing.
Glados from Portal, too.

Originally Posted by YamiSora

@Lathrine: ha ha! well you couldn't come up with many, but that long one will do XDD
and oh rly? yea, it's a good one! ^^

Apfft, I managed to totally miss this post. D:
Hehe, that long one is one of my favorites in the whole game. XD

Also, I come baring another Sands of Time quote. c: Because I am addicted with that game far more than should be healthy.

Prince: I'll just ask the first sand creature I come across, then. "Could you direct me to the baths? Thanks!" "Oh sure thing. I use to be a bath attendant when I was *ALIVE*."
[...]
Prince: I've been too indulgent. Probably because I felt sorry for her. Well it stops now! From now on, she'll have to tow the line!
... That is... assuming I can find her.

Aaaand another one. owo I love the whole beginning cut scene from Pharaoh, but I'll just share this part of it.

In time, each Pharaoh must heed the call of Osiris and embark on a final journal to the immortal realm. For when the day of a Pharaohs' reign is at an end, so the night of his eternal sleep begins.

While he slumbers undisturbed, so shall Egypt... endure.

i have been playing borderlands a lot.
and i just love the little robot claptrap.
he does this little dance, and while he is doing his little robot dance he sings:

untz untz untz.. check me out! .....
I'm dancing! I'm danciiiiing!

lol. cracks me up everytime!

I have yet to see any Portal quotes in here...that needs to change...here we go...

The cake is a lie

GLaDOS the AI:

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great."

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned." Shall NOT be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.

Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct!

When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it right into my eyes... honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.

Wheeee

"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive."

thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Well done android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a REAL place, where you you WILL be sent at the first sign of Defiance.

Final Fantasy X has a lot of funny quotes, with my favorite one being

"Boom, like happy fireworks, ya?"

[Wakka.]

From FF XIII, at one point of the game Sazh will tell the leader (who is Lightning at the time)

"Do not shake the slippery tube. Do NOT shake the slippery tube!"

while they're walking across a tube to get to the other side. If you run into him and push him a little it'll start to shake and he'll shout at you basically 'I told you so!' xD

Or and this is from the same game from Lightning to Hope:

"Pick a goal to stick to and block everything else out."

Of course he takes it the wrong way but meh..

358/2 Days really does have some of the best quotes ever.

This conversation between Axel and Roxas had me cracking up so hard -- I had to go run and find my brother so I could show him that Kingdom Hearts has taken to giving advice on girls (which is probably good for some people...):

Axel: ...Girls sure are complicated, huh?
Roxas: How did you know that's what I was thinking?
Axel: Because you're not so complicated. But don't take it personal. Most Nobodies aren't.
Roxas: You mean...real people are more complex than us?
Axel: Well, sure! Especially if they're real and female. That's like a double dose of complicated.
Roxas: So...what about a Nobody girl like Xion?
Axel: Single dose.
Roxas: I am so lost.
Axel: Well, the important thing to remember when dealing with girls is not to push the wrong buttons. Got it memorized?

Annnd a few others.

Alistair, Dragon Age Origins:

Swooping is bad.

Now that the warm fuzzy part is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday is it?

Yes, fun. Tricking Morrigan... oh, who am I kidding? That does sound fun. I'm a bad man.

Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?

Especially that last one xD

Or from Zevran of the same game:

We are ridiculously awesome.

"Death happens," as we like to say. And when I get paid for it, death happens more often.

Heck, anything either of those two say tends to be amusing and awesome. I really love the Dragon Age series <3

This one is from later in Final Fantasy XIII.

Vanille: Like I told you, on Gran Pulse we're all family. Moan all you want, you're still stuck with us.