Miration chuckled--he had a deep voice to begin with, so the chuckle rumbled a bit in his chest.

"Punishment is only punishment if you think of it that way," he offered, almost philosophically. "I think of jail, right now, as a perfect chance to stick a tack on the chair of authority, for lack of a better analogy. I've always had issues with authority, so what makes them think that this is going to be any different?"

His eyes swept across Haden idly when he stripped, amused. "Did my ears and eyes deceive me, or are you flirting with me?"

He was single, in a sense. He always had open relationships. But, he never had many relationships to begin with...

"You speak the truth. If they've not made a worker out of you yet, then this place certainly won't help." Haded said. It was true though. If like Miration said, he had had a problem with authority most of his life, then why on earth would they think this place would help. Haden knew as well as anybody, that prison changes you, especially one as brutal as this. There were riots almost every day, fights, and deaths every week, and parties at death row. The best part about this prison however, was the fact that most men here were bi-sexual, including the guards, so there was no objection to the fun...most of the time.

"Come on Miration, let me have my fun. I can't deny a good body when i see one, now can i" Haden responded to Mirations question.

"And i hardly expect you to return that comment. My weights have been somewhat neglected recently...not that it matters now. I might as well get used to the fact that i could be here a while.

Haden gripped hold off the highest bar at the top of his cell and lifted himself up, showing all to the inmates opposite. He still had it, after all. His scrawny demeanor made him look weak, but he was still as strong as he was in his prime.

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((Haha. making me giggle this one. And all i hear in my head is random buff men shouting pervy comments xD))

((Hooray for pervy, buff strangers! :boogie: ))

Miration didn't know or care about this particular prison's reputation or past. All he knew that was while he was here, he was going to enjoy himself, no matter what. The thought pleased him.

Carefully, Miration stood back up, also baring himself fully to the rest of the inmates. "Hm...if you're not going to deny it, are you going to take advantage of it?" It was almost an invitation.

Haden knew that his next move would result in guards flying across the cells if the prisoners continued to hoot at the obvious flirts between himself and Miration. He opted for it, hoping it wouldn't result in too much of an ass-wooping from the guards.

He dropped himself from the cell bars above and stood to face his cell-mat and kept his gaze, along with a smile that said, 'I want you...', then pushed him to the cell wall opposite the bunk beds, slapping mouths together with a clang of their teeth and slipping his tongue inside mirations mouth and pulling his body towards his own, in a fasion that spoke of anger, desire, and lust all in one.

At first, he ignored the hoots and shouts from the other prisoners, but it was too obvious to anybody, that the fun would soon be stopped. This would have to be finished later, he thought to himself, as the heavy footsteps returned.

Miration had half-anticipated his reaction. Easily, he returned the sudden kiss with reciprocated fervor, wrapping his arms around Haden's waist.

As soon as he heard the footsteps approaching, he slid out of Haden's grasp and stood at the other side of the cell, leaning against the wall like nothing happened so they wouldn't get in more trouble than they needed to.

There were more guards than last time. The extras went around to the other cells to put prisoners back in their jumpsuits. Two or three entered Miration and Haden's cell to restrain them and put them back in their jumpsuits, grumbling.

Miration, to taunt the guards, flirted with them. He earned a grin from one of them, but they continued to do their jobs, and they left only once the two were clothed again. Once more, as they were out of sight and earshot, Miration whipped the jumpsuit off, glowering at the fabric now pooled on the floor.

Haden followed, continuing to strip back down, until the guards got sick of re-dressing the masses and left the area to arrange supper. The hoots and shouts got louder, as they felt as if they had won.

While the guards were out of the picture however, it began to grow cold, eerily cold. It was obvious to Haden that this was the guards' next plan. Freeze us in to wearing those god awful suits. Haden went for the next best thing, so to avoid embaressment when the cold hit where it shouldn't, he ripped off his sleeves and tied them together to form a cover, and tied the rest around his head as a bandana.

"Suit me?" He asked, winking once again at miration, as he resembled something out of lord of the flies.

Miration gave him a one-armed hug and a quick, playful kiss to the neck before calling out Haden's idea of ripping up the suit to the rest of the inmates, since there were no guards in the area. "Pass it on!" He ordered, grinning. "If we keep it up, we'll get more comfortable clothes!"

He returned his attention to Haden, not really caring about the cold, though it, er...made him...react. A little more than he would have if it would've been warm.

"It does. I hope this works."

"It has to. They can't have THAT many spare jump-suits." He said, smiling at Miration. It certainly helped the blood flow.

"Hah, at this rate, supper will certainly be interesting. Though i see a few still unammused at the thought...." Haden said, noticing a few evil glares coming back at them both. Supper would either prove to be the naked masses, or a brutal food/nude fight between everybody. Either way, it would be the most interesting meal time he'd ever been too.

Sneakily, as Miration yelled out to the others, he gave his butt cheek a little pinch and laughed, before helping Miration attract more help. Dinner couldn't be too far in the future now.

Miration slapped his hand away playfully, amused. "That's my property. If you want to touch, you have to earn it..."

He was teasing...slightly. It took a lot for him to fall for someone, but he'd had plenty of...ahem, random sex. He wasn't sure which kind of relationship this would be. A true one, or just for sex.

Not that he cared either way. Both or neither would be fun for him.

"Oh, and what must i do to earn it?" Haden asked curiously. He knew the guy was teasing him, but who said flirting wasn't fun? He was still unsure what this would lead to, but he saw no harm in finding fun in the current situation. And he definitely found Miration attractive. It almost gave him butterflies, and that was a new experience. Haden had only loved once, and that was with a female. Most of his male companions has just been sheer convenience, for fun, of course.

Maybe this prison wasn't going to be as bad as he thought after all. Of course, he had lost his life-long career, and his home, and his family, which would surely have disowned him by now thanks to his brother. But one thing remained, and that was his ability to 'perform'. He had had his fair share of experiences, from both sides of the species. But much prefering the passions and intensity that he got from the males. This excited him intensly, as he was half expecting a cell mate than would much rather gut him, than have sex with him.

Miration turned to face him, leaning against the bars with a lazy grin on his face.

"Hm...well, I'm not going to just come out and tell you..." he replied, tauntingly. "Why don't you...improvise...and we'll go from there?"

"Baby. Improvising is my life. Im sure i'll think of something..." He said, with a cheeky grin on his face. He didn't want to come across as too sarcastic, because that wasn't what he was like usually, just when he's flirting. So he decided to try and let his natural personality do the talking for a while.

"Anyway. Before juvi. What did you wanna be? You had to have some ambitions?" He asked curiously, hoping it didnt bring back any memories Miration would rather not share.

"You'd never guess it looking at me, but i wanted to be a professional fighter. I had my own secret ring for a while. No rules, no protection, just fighting. Made thousands weekly on bets for a while. It was amazing...guess those days are over now though, sadly."

Miration chuckled, then struck a rather sensual pose before returning to his normal stance.

"I wanted to be a graphic designer or computer programmer, and possibly get into politics..." he replied, thinking it over. He hadn't thought too much about his future. He'd come from a slightly well-off family."

He blinked. "A professional fighter, eh...? Sounds interesting. MMA? WWE? ECW? Boxing, kickboxing?"

"Hmm, my favourites were certainly MMA or kickboxing, but in my ring, anything go's, so we used to mix different styles. That was the best part of it being a secret. You never knew who or how you'd be fighting next" Haden smiled, thinking back to when he first bought the building where his ring would be. He could afford many luxiuries, but nobody expected he would spend it on this.

"Of course, i had other dreams too. I always enjoyed my art..." He said, picking up a stone from the floor and beginning to make a sketch of Mirations body, making sure to get him at the perfect angle.

"Politics would have been fun. I'd love to see your campaigns" He laughed, trying to imagine Miration campaigning as naked as he stood now. He'd already get the prisons vote.

"I was never into fighting, really...of any kind." Miration paused. "My best friend would disapprove of your aspirations. He's technically my family. I adopted him when I turned eighteen, though I'd known him long before that. He's sixteen, now, and lives with my sister. He'll be coming to visit me in here on Saturday, along with my sister. He's kind of a hippie...but not a hippie."

He watched him make...art...with the stone. "Getting my good side?"

Miration looked amused. "Hm...I don't even know how I would campaign. I'm a very liberal Democrat."

"Oh don't worry. Every side is a good side from where i'm standing" He said, in response to Mirations comment.

"Can't say i saw you as a lib dem however. But i have to agree. Politics over in the UK was awful though. The lib dem leader was shouting about fairness and how the conservatives were evil, then when the conservatives won and asked the lib dems to join him, they all hailed and bowed their heads to the conservatives. Sickening...its nothing more than a popularity contest over there"

He had a close friend in the UK, so thats how he knew all of this, but it was still disgusting how it worked. He had agree'd with the liberal democrats for the most part, but when it came to it, they would have bowed down to whomever got the most votes anyway.

"A Hippie eh? Sounds playful" He said, referring to Mirations best friend. "I guess fighting is a strange aspiration, nobody would expect it of me when they first look. I much prefered the art side, and fighting as a hobby, but moneys money out there isn't it. And it'll keep me out of trouble in here. Well, i say that, but who knows how much trouble i'm going to get in to with you around..." He hinted again. finishing the sketch of Miration.

"Always good..." Miration hummed, grinning more.

"If my information is correct, the liberals and conservatives just wanted the Labour party out of power. Their teaming up, recently, is a good thing. The Labour party can be just awful..." Miration was cutting when it came to political issues.

"He's a sweet boy. Very innocent, though. He believes everyone in the world is good-hearted and kind deep down, and that everyone is a friend of his..." He sighed. "I, and now my sister, have to home-school him. He was teased and taunted and taken advantage of in both public and private school."

"Thats a good policy to have. Everybody deserves their fair share of chances i guess, even you" He winked, making sure miration knew he was teasing.

((Sorry its small and i didnt leave anything to use. i have to go and i'd feel bad for not posting one last thing! It's almost suppertime in the prison anyway, the guards will be on their way to discover a menace! xDD ))

((It's okay!))

Miration yawned, amused. He heard guards starting to come into the area to round up inmates for supper, and immediately heard their shouts of disgust, distress...and, if he heard correctly, a loud hoot of approval somewhere in there.

It seemed they were overwhelmed by the sheer amount of naked, protesting inmates.

Several guards returned with, it seemed, just enough outfits to re-dress all of the naked inmates.

"Look, just give us one peaceful suppertime will ya?! Continue your stupidity later, i don't care. I have enough sh-t to deal with without you lot showing off your little johns!" Exclaimed one of the guards, almost pleading.

"Heh, i guess they CAN'T afford to keep re-dressing us Miration. We might be in luck. I have an idea...Lets keep this next suit on till we get to the table. Then all hell can break loose. I'm curious how they'll react next time" Haden whispered towards his cell-mate.

Miration chuckled, amused, then nudged Haden. "Let me give it one go before we implement that lovely idea..."

Miration glanced out of his cell, catching the eyes of one of the guards. "I'm half-doing this because it's hilarious, and fun. But the main reason is because these damned suits are killing me! I demand more comfortable clothing! Once we all have it, I suppose we could stop showing off our goods...if we feel like it!"

"Yeah, We want better clothes!!" Haden explained in response to Mirations shouts.

"Yeah! No more sh-tty jump-suits!"
"Yeah! Give us our clothes!"
"I want a REAL suit"...Were some of the shouts heard following Miration and Haden's.

"No! Make 'em STAY naked!" They heard from one of the inmates still fully dressed. He was probably enjoying this more than he made out.

"Comfortable? Hah! Your not meant to be comfortable you little peice of sh-t! Your supposed to be punished in here. What kind of punishment would it be if we actually gave you what you wanted? You talk a load'a rubbish!" Responded the guard, aiming his response directly at Miration and Haden's cell. Mumbling under his breath the guard continued to curse god knows what about the boys infront of him.

Haden was loving this more than he thought he would. It was so not like him, but maybe his sudden attraction for Miration was making him act differently. Naughtier, and much more...naked?

"He's enjoying this really.." Haden whispered softly into Mirations left ear while standing behind him, whilst holding on to the bars close to the ceiling.

Miration was quick to respond to the guard. "Oh? What's this? Admit it! You like seeing my junk! Otherwise, you'd be quick to compromise!"

His response attracted a bunch of cheers, hoots, and hollers from some of the other inmates, and he grinned.

He leaned back into Haden slightly, being careful not to make too much lower body contact. "It seems like he likes seeing me naked...maybe they should take advantage of it and build a catwalk for us," he suggested, amused.