one day i was just strolling through the interwebs and then this link whacked me in the head!!! when i woke up i was here. i think the link stole my clothes and my wallet.

What should I do???

(GASSSP)
Well, you seem to have SOME money... call a cab- Oh, wait, the clothes problem. Well, there is a cheap raggy shirt in Hot Gossip that should cover you up. Though there are a few charities that specialize in helping Newbies... Check in there?