Originally Posted by Facade

@Howdy: If they're like PB&J, then who's the bread? How can you make a PB&J sandwich without bread? ;)

With lettuce! Afterall... they don't call it a Peanut Butter, Jelly and Bread Sandwich...

^.^;; Though I don't know who would want to eat something like that on lettuce anyway... 'cept maybe crazy people.

@Scooter- Haha, aww, you're so two-faced! :roll: (get it? because you're... never mind)
Nah, I bet she's really super-awesome, even if she is gonna have a total smoker face like David Bowie.

She told me she'd be proud to be compared to Bowie. You can't see her s-s-s-s-smoker face. :talk2hand:...(she also told me that)
What a loser.

Originally Posted by briannamal

@Cherry- No, not me exactly. I was using "we" as a general term. Sort of the royal "we," except referring to "they" and not "you." No worries, I'm still 100% pixels. :D

Ah, I know what you mean. >∆> There's a very small amount of cool people in my area and they've all graduated and are going to college out-of-state. :/

Oh, phew. For a minute I thought I was talking to real people or something. I was about to have a panic attack. :insane:

Originally Posted by FeyonaSaibre

I think there's a just a small percentage of really cool people in any area... it's just how it goes.

Unfortunately so... hooray for internets!

Originally Posted by Facade

Yeah, us cool people should band together and make a village somewhere tropical... Because it'd be a lifelong vacation with fun people! :cool:

I command Howdy to surrender his 401k to fund this village idea. No way in hell am I living in a mud hut without internet connection. :talk2hand:

Uhmm, but aren't tropical areas warm and humid? :gonk: I have some kind of problem with my sinus passages that makes it hard to breathe in conditions like that.
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING YOU DON'T WANT ME TO COME ALONG? :gonk:

Originally Posted by Demoscout

I agree! I'd love to be able to hang out with you guys in a tropical funzone! Although, we may be one way on the internet...it doesn't mean we're the same way offline. Some of us would probably get sick of each other in time. That's not 100% certain, but there's always the sad possibility. :(

Oh, I'm sure we're quite different. :lol: I mean, I'm not too different online from the way I am in person when I'm comfortable. But it's not easy for me to get comfortable with someone, so I tend to either be really quiet or really obnoxious. ><
Plus, deep personality-revealing things don't too often come up in casual forum chit-chatting, so I do have a higher silliness-to-seriousness ratio here than I do in actuality. But there are plenty of people that I've met on the internet who I then got to know well enough to be more comfortable and serious with.

Originally Posted by Demoscout

I hear she's such a b*&%ch. :roll:

There would appear to be more vowels and what not in that than I know what do with...

Ooh, maybe it says "breach" - like, born sideways or somethin'?

OMG Cherry... your T-Mobile sig cracks me up.... can I has a copy?

and I just saw the in case of fire one... man... XD it's great!

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

There would appear to be more vowels and what not in that than I know what do with...

Yeah, I'm a little tired . :lol:

Originally Posted by Demoscout

Yeah, I'm a little tired . :lol:

You and me both, kiddo. Well, "tired" is the excuse I'm going to go with anyway.

Originally Posted by FeyonaSaibre

OMG Cherry... your T-Mobile sig cracks me up.... can I has a copy?

and I just saw the in case of fire one... man... XD it's great!

Sure can! Here you go. :)

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

There would appear to be more vowels and what not in that than I know what do with...

It's "beyoch!" Obviously.

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

It's "beyoch!" Obviously.

I did wonder. But I couldn't tease the potential letters into a form I was happy with. That seems to have hit the right note.

Could be "britch," too. A britch is a pair of britches that have been cut in half. Then rather than being britches, they're merely a singular britch. And what use does anyone have for a single pant leg? No use, that's what. So calling someone a britch is quite the insult.

*enter confessional booth*

I'm just... i'm just not having as much fun here as I thought I would. I mean yeah, it's paradise, I get it. *flips hair* I mean, no one gets me. They just can't see how much of an awesome person I am. There's Cherry, who thinks she soo good. I could totally read a compass if I wanted to. But I don't. If I want to know what direction i'm going in, I just ask someone. Gah.

And then there's Biggles. What is she on? I mean, really? She was telling me that I should read Chekov. And I was like, I don't even like Star Trek. ... Seriously? Seriously.

And then there's Facade. OMG, is there a bigger diva? We totally lost the group competition because he wouldn't participate. He said the T-Shirts clashed with his hot pants. Bitch, please.

*throws pina colada at the cameraman*

Howdy, don't be a britch. :roll:

:lol:

Hi just wanted to say good luck on your quests! :)

Your thread is very entertaining xD

*jumps back into confession booth*

*crying with mascara running* I hate it here! Everyone's so awful to me and they make me wait five whole minutes for my guava margaritas. Cherry's the worse. She called me a 'britch', which I guess is LA street slang. She's like from Compton or something. I know she's trying to turn everyone against me. If she wasn't here, I know everyone would see me for the loving and caring and kind and modest person I am. Like when I told demo how much her bathing suit looked good on her and that she was so brave to wear something so out of style. Could anyone get any nicer?! I mean really!

... Wait, I think i'm in the port-a-potty.

...

@SesshysMiko ~ Thank you. ;D

-Knocks on door- What's going on in there? Are you guys going for a modern day equivalent of a phone booth stuffing record without me?

-drags Madame H. Dee out of the confessional booth and jumps in-

It's like... They don't get me. It's not that they can't, really... I believe they can. People are fascinating creatures, capable of anything! I tell them to reach for the stars, but instead they reach for the margarita pitcher. Ungrateful third-world britch freaks. :stare:

But yeah. They don't get me. And they should. I mean, I'm the most likable person here! That Belly girl could use a spray-tan... And when Howdy went fishing with Biggles and me, I could've SWORN his hands were on our fishnets. And I don't mean the nets we were using to catch dinner, either!

Whenever I try to strike up a conversation with any of them, they look at me funny. As if my purple weave is uneven and frizzy from overexposure to sunlight or something! Honestly, where's the compassion? You'd think that after twenty minutes on this island, we'd be besties. But I don't even have a mate yet! How are we supposed to repopulate this place, at this rate? :(

.. MEANWHILE, down on the beach ..

*shoots britchy looks at someone for something trivial*

OK, I'm lost.

Wait...that's a different show, isn't it?
I never watched any of those reality shows...so I'm not sure what the confessional is, but please, don't kick Facade out!

You know, he makes me look so good...if he's gone, then what do I do?

*is sitting in a confessional booth all of a sudden*
How'd I get here. *looks around*

I'm having the time of my life so far! :O

That howdy fellow showed me how to make slices of his favorite fruit to slice and dice... Pineapple! First time for everything!

Facade is quite strange....and maybe a bit bi-polar. He's one way one second and another way in the next. He made fun of my orange and pink bikini the other day, but at least Howdy and Belly said I looked good in it. ;0

Nothing's changed between Hammy and myself so far. We're still good pals! :D

I don't get the chance to interact with Cherry all too often, but perhaps I will soon.

So uhm...yeah...not much of a confession. *shrugs*


... *pokes camera* :D

*hides in the corner of all this watching futbol*

Demo, your confessional disappointed me. :( Gravely. :gonk:

THAT'S RIGHT, JEANNE! VOTE FOR ME TONIGHT! IT'S ELIMINATION NIGHT, AND I SEEM TO BE THE KATE GOSSELIN OF THIS HERE ESTABLISHMENT. :insane:

Well...it wasn't really a confessional. More like personal feedback. It's not my fault that I magically appeared in a confessional booth. I don't have anything to confess right now! Take your britching up with someone else. :talk2hand: