BAMFS
Time to nut up or shut up.

Hello! Welcome to BAMFS. As the title goes, we are some Bad Ass Mother Fuckers. Think you are BAMF enough? Wanna become a BAMF and don't know how? This is the thread for you. Some habits of the typical BAMF include wearing sunglasses, silently staring when someone is speaking, killing fucking zombies, always answer "whatever", picking up hot chicks, smoking cigars, and most importantly: your shotgun.

Anyways, hihello howareyou? This thread was inspired when Hina and I watched Zombieland. I personally thought it was the greatest thing to exist ever. There was just so much fucking bad ass material in it that we had to make this thread. So, pull up a chair, and do nothing except being a BAMF all day long. Plus chat, chatting would be nice.

THE RULES
Want to survive long in Zombieland? Make sure to remember and abide by these rules!

00. Follow Menewsha ToS & Rules
01. Cardio
02. The Double Tap
03. Beware of Bathrooms
04. Seat Belts
05. No Attachments
06. The "Skillet"
07. Travel Light
08. Get a Kick Ass Partner
09. With your bare hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint,
unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt, know your way out.
23. Zipplock
24. Be ruthless
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

SURVIVALIST LIST
What you need to Survive!

01. Shotgun
02. Medical Supplies
03. Ammo
04. Knife
05. 100 hours of playing Left 4 Dead**
06. Studied Zombieland in depth**
07. Read The Zombie Survival Guide**

** is optional

YOUR OWN SAFEHOUSE
You're gonna need one.

01. Find a suitable area for the safehouse.
02. Remember TWO secret entrances, in-case of emergency.
03. Shovels
04. Weapons (Shotguns, banjo, crowbar, etc)
05. Lots and lots of ammo
06. Food and water
07. Batteries and matches (ziplocked)
08. Flashlights
09. Xbox
10. Soap
11. Clothes

Do you feel you can add to any of these sections? Just post!

BAMFS

kitkat
Hina
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ZOMBIES

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DECEASED
(blacklist)

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On the occasion that the world does fall into a zombie outbreak, Kaitlin and I (Hina) swear to protect Waffu from brain-hungry zombies

submit in written words the most unique zombie kill you can think of and you might just win 500g!

ZKOTW = zombie kill of the week

- coming soon -





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post in thread

zombie kill of the week form!!!!
username:
ZKOTW story:

past ZKOTWsX

august 10
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Image GalleryX

HAWT ZOMBIE


buck :'(




zooey deschanel look-alike zombie <3

THOSE DAMN.. ZOMBIES.

reserved

DO NOT OPEN!!!X

Heh, heh, heh.
Ninja speed.
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It's okay though right?
D ':
editedit::
M'kay, I'll just wait in this post.
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It's all good.
Sorry for disturbing your plan.
I just remember the jedi vs sith thread and wanted to be the first poster in whatever this one is, lol.
I don't think I've ever been first before...
-ponders-

-wields dual SMGs and shoots into the air-
YEAHHH MUTHA (censored) WE'RE OPEN!

OMG I CAN POST

I CAN POST TOO

I CAN POST MORE!

FUCK YEAH ZOMBIE KILLERSSSS

WE CAN ALL POST EQUALLY?

I wanna kill a zombie like how Sweeney Todd killed people through the giant meat grinder and bake them into meat pies.

That movie scared the crap out of me.

sweeney todd was SOOO BORRINGG

OMFG that clown totally shocked me, and it doesn't help when you have phopia for clowns, but luckily i had my baseball pat and I smashed he's head. 8D

xD I liked the music ♥

Siipu :: LOL I thought the girls were stupid at the carnival for getting aboard that impractical ride to avoid the zombies.

lmao.
I have never seen that movie you guys are talking about. xD

zombieland is the best thing ever.

well it said DO NOT OPEN xD

@waffu: ugh the songs annoyed me xD

waffu, that would be so epic. u_u
Although if you ate the meat pie, I think you might turn into a zombie. o,o
I wonder if you fed them to zombies .. if they would get double infected and die? o.O