I hope this counts as a word game cause I can't think of anywhere else it would be appropriate

NOTE THAT I DO NOT CLAIM TO HAVE ORIGINATED THE FOLLOWING TEXT AS A WHOLE AND IN NO WAY DO I CLAIM TO HAVE ANY OWNERSHIP OVER IT: that being said I may have added my own funny comments to it but I found it in a gaia thread (I cannot remember the thread masters name) and (with permission) had to keep a copy so that I could share the humor with others.

So its very simple: Read the Beginning statements and following optional statement endings and choose the one you think is THE BESTEST! (yes I said bestest)

OR: If you think you have an ending that's even funnier than the listed, substitute yours and see if you can make people laugh their pants off at your awesome humor skills. You can also list your own humorous statements as well.

Oh and don't forget to clickie the likie button if you like. please?


1] find a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll...
have a stupid penny.
have good luck!
have dirt on your fingers.
be an idiot.
ooh... shiny...

2] an apple a day...
isn't a bad idea.
is all you need to launch an ongoing air missile war.
keeps the doctor away...
must be polished until shiny.
is redundant.

3] life is like...
a box of chocolates.
flying fish. :D
a big, unsatisfying waste of time.
death. only backwards.
a winter sunrise.

4] do unto others...
lots and lots.
as you would have them do unto you.
or pie.
quickly, before they have a chance to do it to you first.
what you can't do for yourself.

5] time flies...
like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
when you're having fun.
in the face of danger.
when you want it to stop.
and life moves on for everyone still living.

6] when in doubt...
lob a second grenade.
run away!
poke it.
think about it. The answer will come to you.
listen to your instincts.

7] the early bird...
*bang*
catches the worm.
sings the most beautiful song.
is paranoid enough to avoid the other birds.
has pretty feathers?

8] you laugh because I'm different, I laugh because...
ahahaha.. hahahahehehah-... wait, what?
you're all the same.
you're not laughing anymore, now, are you.
I had too much to drink.
I don't want to be left out. ...[stop laughing!]

9] you can attract...
more honey paper with flies. :D
more flies with sugar.
those missing dryer socks with static electricity...
more bullets with friendly fire.
me if you make up poetry about me. >>

10] good things...
come to those who wait.
seem to avoid me like the plague.
I'm good things!
are out there. But don't worry, I'm stalking them.
can happen to good people.

11] what doesn't kill you...
is just toying with you.
makes you stronger.
should be petted until fluffy.
hurts you anyway.
is usually responsible for what does.

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My personal favorites

1] find a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll...
ooh... shiny...

2] an apple a day...
is all you need to launch an ongoing air missile war.

3] life is like...
death. only backwards.

4] do unto others...
quickly, before they have a chance to do it to you first.

5] time flies...
like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.

6] when in doubt...
lob a second grenade.

7] the early bird...
*bang*

8] you laugh because I'm different, I laugh because...
you're not laughing anymore, now, are you.

9] you can attract...
those missing dryer socks with static electricity...
more bullets with friendly fire.
(I like them both)

10] good things...
are out there. But don't worry, I'm stalking them.

11] what doesn't kill you...
is just toying with you.