My zombie survival plan is to get a few able bodied, intelligent, uninfected homies, find many guns, and head to a place with many nonperishable foodstuffs to hold up in until the onslaught was over. Once the first serious wave of zombies was deaded, we might travel to other cities to find out if anyone else had done the same as us, and managed to survive doing so.
Not the best plan, but I think we'd get somewhere.
I'd be at the local military base.
They have all the food and guns and stuff we would need to hold out until the problem is solved... or I decide to go for a drive in a tank.
After they I'd go look for survivors and gather them together to rebuild humanity.
Will need to take my computer to get internet and contact other countries/check the news.
Get a lot of guns, swords, and the like, stock up on non-perishable, and go on a zombie killing spree. I'll take down as many as I can, for as long as I can; if I survive, that would be awesome. If not well, at least I did my part. o.o
What type of Zombie are we talking about?
Romero = clean shot to the head.
Or the attractive 2.0 trioxide?
I'm prepared~
I've watched way to many zombie movies not to be.
Call it paranoia but I call it the next plague. :>
The only problem, I'd have would be emotional attachment.
My plan would consist of stocking up on the following:
Blades. Blades don't need reloading.
Machine guns. Good thing I live in Texas. mostly, everyone has a gun.
bombs, probably pipe bombs of some sort.
Flame thrower. either that or alcohol and some matches.
Gasoline.
Food and what not.
As for shelter, probably a cellar or an up stairs house. Climb the stairs, then destroy them!~
Ooh, and an electric fence would be a nice touch!
Maybe a warehouse, heavy doors less windows.
Friend recently did one of those 'The top 5 people on your FB page = Zombie survivor teamates' and he thanks his lucky stars because I was the chick with actual knowledge and training with weapons. XD (He actually had a pretty good team going, 3 military, 1 person who was good at inventing, and that one needed 'compassionate person' that evens out the group. XD )
So I think, if I can get my hands on something in the initial onslaught, I could hold out for a while. At the very least I'd fend 'em off with a beer bottle or something. The whole 'if I'm going to die I'll be going down swinging' type of deal.
And then you die of starvation or get devoured by the horde of zombies that breaks your door down.
Lol, I've never a seen a zombie movie were zombies can climb stairs. They're mostly to lazy too. Think back to Night of the living dead by Romero. All you need is a heavy door. Though that was 66, I think. Maybe 67. Eh, with the 21 century it's probably a worst radiation leak. So yeah, it might be possible. If the mindset is still there...like in Day of the dead? OH WAIT. Totally forgot about that other British movie..but those were mutants..or Zombies? I don't remember. But they climbed stairs..28 weeks later..came out in 2002.
1. Get out television set.
2. Turn on television set.
3. Show zombies mindless reality shows.
4. Get them hooked.
5. Walk calmly away as zombies begin to relate to the contestants.
Optional:
6. Talk zombies into starring in their own zombie reality show competition...and call it How to Tame Your Zombie...
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Internet, and techincally all other forms of communication, will only truly fail where there is absolutely no power.
As for my survival plan:
Gather all the people I can that arent infected(doesnt matter what their "skills" are, they WILL be needed, or trained in other forms of work);
Gather all the swords, axes, glaives, etc that I can, and take them with us;
Gather all the guns and ammunition we can carry/put into shopping carts until safe house is reached;
Go to shopping centres to gather EVERYTHING we could possibly need(entertainment[electrical and non], food, clothing, spray paint to paint the roof with SOS, "other" - let you imagine what that could be ;));
Find a skycrapper where the power is still on, use the elevators to get the heavier equipment on to the upper 3 floors, while carrying what we can(and barricading as we asscend) up the stairs;
Disable ALL elevators when everyone is accounted for;
Set up living quarters, dinning area, armoury, pantry, games room/common room, sanitary areas for medical emergencies, and every other form of room we could possible need(yes even a radio room);
Sit, and have people on the roof, doing shifts, some watching the barricaded stairs, and everyone else just doing what is possible to ensure we survive as long as possible.
Oh, and the stairs would be barricaded in a way so that a gate would allow a small group of people to go out, and get some more supplies if they are needed.
Edit: Oh, and any kids resulting from being stuck in the building, or having been brought in with the group, would be taught how to use the weapons on hand so that they have their entire lives to train in the weapons use(preferably a non-reloading weapon).
Okay, so I just have one question here. Why are so many people fond of guns for zombie apocalypse weapons-of-choice? I mean, for most zombies... If you shot them, would that do much? I just dont understand how that would stop them. Shoot em in the heart, wont stop them... Shoot them in the brain, and depending on the /kind/ of zombie... It MIGHT do some damage, but I dont see that as likely. I'd be much more likely to want a lot of blades. Katanas and longswords and daggers and other sharp things :D Beheaded zombies arent nearly as scary.
Just my two cents. Its not like I really know much about Zombies anyways. :'D
I'm going to plant a garden of pea shooters and walnuts, and hide in my house with no visible wall. Yep, if they eat through my plant arsenal they can just walk into my house and eat my brains. But first... they must get past THE LAWN GNOME OF DOOM.
When the grass stops growing I'm screwed, and I'll find some way to not die a virgin.
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Set up a meeting place before hand.
Once the zombies come out, I meet up with said team with all the supplies we can get, without endangering ourselves.
You want only a small group of people, probably 5 max. It's good to have others with you that you can trust and rely on, keeping watch while others rest, etc. You don't want too many people though, otherwise your food supplies are more spread out and it's harder to keep track of more people.
Then we go north. Far north. Zombies can't survive the cold. Since they are in fact dead, they produce no body heat, meaning once they get cold, it's only a matter of time before they are unable to move.
And as an added bonus, the farther north you go, the less people there are around. Less potential zombie food.
I'm quite prepared.
I'm gonna surround the perimeter of my house with treadmills so that when they try to climb in through the windows, they'll be stuck or catapulted back.
