If you don't know how to play, I'll explain.

First, I'll start as king of the hill, then, someone else uses some way to get me off of the hill, via pushing, rocket lauchers, rabid dog, then they, are king/queen of the hill. The thread goes on and on, as new, and old, people claim the throne in new and exciting ways!

So, me first! Mwahahaha, bow to me, I am king of the hill! *Sits down on plush grass*

King: Shota

I am sorry you have been dethroned and are now below me you lowly man.

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Thwacks with a mini nuke to the mans face laughing like a crazied queen.

*Stands up* No! *Sicks rabid chipmunks on jessicaLyn* You will not have it woman! *Climbs back to top of hill as she goes screaming into the night* mwahahaha!

King: Shota

Smiles as I slash at the useless animals you have so willing sent at me their deaths shall now hang on you. I climb back up the hill and Chuck Norris kick you in the side of the face out of my throne. Now go down where you belong I am the only Queen/King worthy of this spot.

*Tumbles down hill* Ugh, oki, that one hurt, I'll admit it....But now! TAKE THIS! *Uses giant puch glove to knock her off the hill* I once again shall rule here! *Climbs up, creating a plush pile of dead grass to sit on* Ahhhhh......

King: Shota

o no

Shouldn't this go in the Word Games?
I dunno, since it's a game..

Elluh: This is not a word game. It's a discussion on the best way to stay on top! Think of it as a way to discuss buisness tactics, with some humor thrown in!

Uh, but is there an actual topic?

Hrm, okay. Well, it just
seemed to be a game to me.

Throws ninja throwing stars pinning you both to the ground Shotacon you need to stay down ninjas are the best way to pin those who are unworthy down now stay down!!

Grrrrrrrr...........*Transforms into werebadger* RAAAAWWRR!!!!! *Throws Lyn-ninja off the hill with big sharp claws* Myyyyyy spoooooot......

King: Shota

"Halt! I shall be taking thy spot evil sea hag!" *Sicks rabid HoneyBadger on Shota and climbs up the hill as he runs away screaming like a ninny* "I win!~"

King: Angeal

*Turns honey badger into Hani-sempai* There you go! *Angeal goes running off after Hani* Now, I reing again! Takes a seat*

King: Shota

*Calls forth hord of young 13 year old boys in speedos and claims the thrown as Shota chases them around giggling like a madman* "This is my spot! *Places Gay pride flag in ground*

This bores me..Come forth my ninja monkey men and attack those here! *Angeal Gets ripped down by a ninja monkey man named jo jo who sits on his face and flings poo at Shotacon... I sit on the throne smiling to myself.

jessicaLyn is now the naked kingly Queen

I feel like this is a word game... ...

*Pulls out a giant fire hose* EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *Sprays everyone off the hill, poo included* Yuck, nasty.... *Pulls cusion out of nowhere* Now I don't need to get wet! *Sits*

King: Shota

*Pulls out wand* "Rediculous!" *Flips wand at Shota and he turns into a peice of kelp to be blown away in the breeze* "This land is my land!"

*Wraps around the breeze turning it into a tornado before turning back human formed* Take this you silly boy! *Tornado picks up Angeal and carries him far away* Mmmhhhhh.... *Lands gently* And now, back to ruleing!

King: Shota

*turns hill into ice* stay on that now ^.^

I agree with both Elluh and ThyFaerieQueen. This is really a word game, so I am going to pack it up and move it over there:) I'll leave a one day redirect so anyone can find it easily in that forum.

*Drops half-ton nuke on the ice melting it* This is mine! I Claim it!

*Climbs out of the devistation as a radioactive zombie* Uuuugggggg......*Drools on Angeal makeing him run away screaming about disinfection* Uuuuuuhhhhhhh....... *Sits*

King: Zombie Shota

*T-Rex comes running out of the woods and eats Zombie Shota walking down the hill and poops him out in a huge poopy pile of T-rex poop* "Mine!" *Climbs up the hill and sits down reading Yaoi*

Grabs Angeal by the hair rips him off the hill making him fall into the poopie mess that is Shotacon afterwards I pull out a sniper rifle and continuslly shoot the pile of poopie Shotacon Angeal messy.

jessicaLyn is now the kingly Queen of the hill and is still shooting them with a gun that has never ending bullets.

*Runs up the hill dodgeing all bullets with flash step ripping the gun out of JessicaLyn's hands and using it as a bat to bash her off the hill then melts the gun in a puddle of lava at the bottom of the hill* "I said mine damnit!" *Climbs back up the hill and sits comfortablly*

King: Angeal