So from time to time i enjoy logging onto my xbox, loading up a Multi player game, getting on live chat staying quiet for the first few minuets before just saying nothing but Bad puns about the action my team mates or i make.. The longest i as able to go with straight puns is 3 hours.. witch is a feat!

What about you guys? Ever done something like this while talking to the random people online?
What~cha do?
I enjoy going on Left 4 dead, saying stuff like
*throw a molly*
Guess those zombie.. couldn't stand the heat!~
*blows up something* My explosive personally is what saved us!
ect ect.. (cant think what what else i said that night, i said so many.. so many bad puns)

oh I got a good one. My brothers best friend came to my work place yesterday to bug me. -I work in a mall/retail so during dead times its nice-
I've known him for oh 12-13 years now and his nickname for me has always been 'Shorty'- I'm 5'3 to his 7'4"- and I asked him if I'd ever be able to 'Grow out' of that nickname.


yeah bad.....

I was trying to help my friend get a semen sample from a guy for her biology class, and he was being difficult, so I said "don't be a tight wad".

Oh GOSH those are pretty bad XDD
But i love bad puns!
My newest one was when i was helping my little sister get ready for bed ( Shes adopted and we are 19 years apart so its cute)
She had randomly put a laundry basket on my head, so of coures i had to say.
" Guess im now a BASKET CASE!"
bwahahahahaha

I've used basket case!!
I used to make bad puns when I worked retail. Whenever it got boring, I would throw a handbasket on my head and say I was a basket case. xD
One year for Halloween, I dressed up as an escaped kidnap victim. I had some rope around my wrists, a fake black eye, and a note pinned to my chest that said ransom.
It took people a bit, but they finally got it. xDD
My hubby uses bad puns often, and I love them.