"Ok, my boots and shirt look amazing together! Now for my pants...hmmm..."

Please, oh please, don't let that girl post after me, please!

"I need more hands for all my books!"

"Now, where did I put the rest of my armor?"

"Hmm, I've fixed the kitchen sink, the shower head, and changed the oil in my car... There's nothing to fix anymore."

"How dare they insult my baking."

"sometimes, sacrifices must be made. I wish more people got that."

"I am one with the night. "

"There's NO WAY the person below me can tell what I'm thinking!"

"Now that I have this new weapon, time to go poke people! xD"

"Oh, how I do hope my guests enjoy what I've done with the place. Obtaining the new blood splatter took ages!"

I wonder why there is a spider randomly going vertical, or maybe i'm just invisible. Nope, i totally gotta be that guy who is so totally white.

Frankly, I don't give a damn that I don't have pants on.

Blood comes off of walls, right?

"I LOVE CANDY KORNNN"

"CUPCAKES! Oh, have I dreamed of the day we would fall in love again... I remember it like it was yesterday" (goes off into a epic memory of the day you first fell in love with cupcakes...)

How smashing do I look in front of these drapes. hu huh uhuh.

"Yes, I know I'm pretty. I also know 27 ways to kill a person using only my clipboard as a weapon. Now why don't you go and make your own damn coffee, huh? ...Oh, yeah, that's good. I should have said that. Why didn't I?!"

'Life couldn't be better. I can fly, I have a mustache, and I got this hottie to moisturize my eye when it gets dry.'

Oh yes! A rose plus wine! Papa goin get some tonight!

(You know it. XD)

'Oh, that man in red over there. Should I go talk to him? Maybe he'd share some of his wine?'

Bad bad things not fit for print on menewsha. XD

"How dare this pen touch me?! Who does it think it is?!"

"Now to figure out how I'm going to drink this punch with this rose in my mouth..."

Fair point, Fair Lady.

"This is my best camouflage yet! They certainly will never see me in the shadows now!"