Yeah, we roll all right. One day, Queen was upset because she lost a lot of money at the dog track and so she took it out on me. She broke a cane over my leg. Duct taped me to a wheelchair. Started smacking me with a ping pong paddle while laughing crazy and howling like a dog. She poured a can of yellow paint all over me and then she rolled me down a really steep hill and said, "Arriva derci, baby!"
You failed to mention that I lost the money at the dog track because you told me it was a sound investment! And the yellow paint, that was just funny to me.
I looked it up to see which channel I had been watching, and it is called Children of Poseidon.
Here is one of their videos:
WARNING WARNING this is literally a person body slamming a gigantic cactus. There is blood in it. Please do not watch if you do not want to see a person body slamming a gigantic cactus!!
Mr. Wrong, you should have chosen a different theme park to ride the cart in! I told you Dolly World wasn't the place for you
*sigh* When will I ever learn?
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Originally Posted by salvete
I looked it up to see which channel I had been watching, and it is called Children of Poseidon.
Here is one of their videos:
WARNING WARNING this is literally a person body slamming a gigantic cactus. There is blood in it. Please do not watch if you do not want to see a person body slamming a gigantic cactus!!
I am openly advocating a forced vasectomy for this man.
Salvete, one can only hope a cacti needle pierced his fun bags and have caused irreparable damage to the reproductive capabilities. Ugh. It's people like him that make me believe Idiocracy prophecies are happening right now.