I do not camp, I'm afraid.

I don't mind camping in a camper.

I don't do outdoors unless it's winter.

I haven't camped since the army.
I'm not afraid. Just lazy. I do hike in the woods. Even before I broke my leg.
U never know what else is in the woods.
I came face to face with a Alaskan timber wolf in Alaska.
We didn't fight. I just backed off. Then I Glanced behind me to check my footing and the wolf was gone.
It was do cool.

I used to love camping when I was little.
I went twice with my best friend at the time and it was so fun! We got to build fires and swim in the river. The thing I didn't like was the bike ride through the woods. They went so fast and I just wanted to ride to sightsee.

Oh, you guys, no. I meant "I'm afraid I do not camp." As in, "I'm afraid we're out of shrimp. Could I interest you in the crab legs instead?"
/"I do not camp, I'm afraid" is a COMMA SPLICE
/YOU PEONIES
/"I do not camp; I'm afraid"
/if you thought it was a period, that's okay

Lol.... Here we would have said, I'm afraid I don't camp.
Even then, the phrase I'm afraid I don't... Has fallen out of use.
Still. It's punny .

It has a fancy touch to it, so it works for me.

Originally Posted by Amane

It has a fancy touch to it, so it works for me.

Evidently not since no one else got it. Hehehe.
Such misunderstanding is also a brand of humor ala the Beverly hillbillies.

It looks like it's gonna be a grammary day.

What's better, a truck load of bowling balls or a truck load of fish???
The fish. U can unload the fish with a pitchfork. Hehehe

Okay, but imagine a semi-truck's doors swinging open at the wrong time and bowling balls tumbling out everywhere.

If rather imagine a octopus bowling ally.
I'd rather b, under the sea, I'm the octopus ally by the sea.

Under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade?

I could never understand why people say, "I'm afraid...."
Like, "I'm afraid I don't have anymore poptarts."

Like, why are you afraid? You think I'm going to maul you for poptarts or something?!
WHY ARE YOU AFRAID?!?!!?!?

It's not to indicate horror! It's to indicate "oh, this bad thing is so…" Makes sense to me.
/"is so" as in "is true"

Originally Posted by Amane

Under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade?

Yep, Beatles knock off

*wanders in* Hello all. How are you all doing?

The kindergarten anthem.

I love Octopus' Garden. Such a fun song to play on the ukulele. :D

I'm eating a yummy sweet potato right now. 8D
Just baked with some olive oil and it's so yum.

That sounds tasty Ava!!

I'm getting ready to go make spagetti. bleck i'm gonna soup instead, my tummy still hurts.

llonka, are you being Rainbow Dash?

Where's pinky pie?

Aw, Pinky Pie! Good times.

Oh my gosh you guys!!!

What are you supposed to do when you get angry/scared and can't get out of those feelings?! D: