• 4.) What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Soccer. Probably any really, but watching people try to run under the influence would be amusing XD
• 5.) If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be? MOSS. Definitely moss. So much more comfy and less itchy.
• 6.) If you had to choose one animal to help you win a fight, which animal would you choose? Honey Badger
• 7.) If you could morph two animals to make one super animal, what two animals would you choose? Why? Obviously a Liger.
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• 8.) What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Serenity
• 9.) If you could choose one musical artist to marry but could never listen to their music again, who would it be? There’s plenty of pretty artists out there that I wouldn’t mind marrying and who’s music I hate. I’ll pick uh… Selena Gomez! She still makes music right?
• 10.) If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first? Find a way back to my five-year-old self as quickly as possible. Maybe take the car out for a spin first XD
• 11.) What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? The chicken dance.
• 12.) Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Many times, thankfully never with bad results!
• 13.) What are three items you could buy together at the grocery store to make the cashier laugh? Milk, antacids, and ghost peppers
• 14.) Have you ever caught something on fire while you were cooking? Jeeez! Not on accident XD Oh wait… No, there was that one time grilling… Dang it >.< Yes...
• 15.) What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by? Tik Tok
• 16.) What is your most embarrassing moment from high school? I never went to highschool
• 17.) What is something you refuse to share? I share everything. Sometimes in the back of my mind I’ll not want to but I will anyways. Unless I do it to be funny but then I’ll still end up sharing.
• 21.) If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Squirrels.
• 22.) Which animal do you think would be the most polite? Dogs
• 23.) In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for? A quiet life free from an overabundance of meaningless technology.
• 25.) What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day? Get drunk
• 26.) What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home? A koi pond in the corner of the living room
• 27.) Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie? My nephew reminds me of George from Lockwood in all but appearance.
• 28.) What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse? A Capybara
• 31.) What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you? Muppet Christmas Carole… Marley and Marley… Shit man...
• 32.) What kid’s movie did you think was too scary when you were a child? The Wizard of Oz. Or Alice in Wonderland. Pick one.
• 36.) What’s the most ridiculous fact you know? Goldfish have a memory span of about 5 minutes
• 38.) What is the funniest joke you know by heart? So this Scottish guy walks up to a man with an elephant.
The man says, “My elephant can tell the age of anyone!”
The Scotsman doesn’t believe it.
A little girl steps up and the elephant looks her up and down before stamping his foot 6 times. She says “That’s right! I’m 6 years old!”
A little boy than comes up and the elephant does the same before stamping his foot 4 times. He says “I’m 4! That’s so cool!”
“Alrigheet alrigheet!” Says the Scotsman, “I’ll play your lil’ game!” And steps forwards.
The elephant takes a long look at the Scotsman. So long that the Scotsman is just about to leave.
Suddenly the elephant whips around and, tail up, lets loose, passing gas so loud it could be heard down the street. The elephant turns back around… And stamps his foot twice.
The Scotsman staggers back clutching his chest.
“I’ll be buggered! He’s right! Farty Two!”
• 41.) What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of? The design and marketing of the Pontiac Aztek
• 43.) What’s the best type of cheese? Havarti
• 45.) What kind of cult would you like to start? I’ve started one. In DnD. It’s not a cult though, it’s my Bard’s house! Casa del Fuego! … Ok it’s kinda a cult… They all worship my Bard and he gives them tokens of his attention in the form of hairballs...
• 51.) What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with? Bog Snorkeling
• 53.) What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen? “FBI Chip Activation Center”
• 55.) If you had to give up one thing that you do every day, what would it be? nailbiting
• 56.) If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be? “autobahnnoclip” – Driving without hitting anything “growsontrees” – money trees in the backyard “ripvanwinkle” – Sleeping takes up no time
• 57.) How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? At least 50.
• 58.) What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time? Root canal
• 59.) Is a hotdog a sandwich? Oh god...
• 62.) Which body part do you wish you could detach and why? I’m not answering this...
• 63.) What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? Scolded the hostess
• 64.) If you had to give up either brushing your teeth or brushing your hair every day, which one would you choose? hair
• 65.) What’s invisible but you wish people could see? Air (gases, all of them)
• 67.) If you were a pair of shoes, what kind of shoes would you be? Running shoes
• 68.) If your survival depended on your ability to impress someone with your dance moves, what dance moves would you bust out? Interpretive with a mix of Melbourn shuffle
• 69.) Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for a day? What is the first thing you would do? Elf. Talk to trees.
• 70.) If you had to replace your hands with something other than hands, hooks, or claws, what would you choose and why? Dexterous tentacles. NOT FOR THAT REASON! Sheesh…
• 71.) Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? The side of the highway?
• 72.) In the event of the apocalypse, what three places are you going to first to gather supplies? My back yard, abandoned homes, any forestry seed repository
• 74.) In the apocalypse, would you rather tough it alone or try to find a community to live in? I’d probably be off by myself
• 75.) What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled? Microwaved feather.
• 76.) What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed? Dryads?
• 77.) Would you go streaking across the field at a sporting event for a thousand dollars, even if there was a 50/50 chance you could get arrested for indecent exposure? Nah. 1000 would be nice but I wouldn’t have to deal with the arrested part.
• 78.) What is the silliest/most embarrassing thing you have done while drinking? Sadly I don’t have a lot of good stories. Oh oh! I fell over on my tv and almost broke it.
• 79.) What is your favorite drinking game to play and why? Mustache on the screen. Mustaches are the best.
• 80.) If you could have an unlimited storage space full of one thing, what would it be? Vodka XD
• 81.) How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? I CANNOT… who put this question on this list?? NO!
• 82.) Do you fold your pizza when you eat it? Nerk style!
• 83.) If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be? A jet fighter. Talk about speed.
• 84.) If you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life, what would it be? Eggs Benedict!
• 87.) If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? Mashed nuts
• 95.) If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future? Math, chemistry, and depending on where I was, historical predictions.
• 96.) Toilet paper, over or under? OVER YOU HEATHANS
• 97.) What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Sherlock
• 98.) What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”? I’m still alive! I raise plants before beheading and preserving them to feed to animals.
• 100.) Is cereal soup? I suppose it is! Yes!
• 101.) If over time you replace parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car you bought? How many parts do you need to replace to make it a new car? Ship of Theseus anyone?
• 102.) If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them? A whole lot of half useful information that would allow them to master absolutely nothing.
• 105.) On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? 7
• 106.) Were your parents more or less strict on you than they were your siblings? More >.<
• 107.) Who was your worst teacher? Why? Ms. Hildger… That woman was a witch and taught me sight reading >.<
• 108.) Who was your favorite teacher? Why? Professor Rule. Made me understand and love math
• 109.) Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great? genius
• 110.) Who are the 3 greatest living musicians? Dave Matthews, Tori Amos, Armin Van Buren
• 111.) What was your favorite toy growing up? My Stuffed dog Ty
• 115.) Who is a celebrity that you think shouldn’t be famous? Starts with a K ends with a t
• 116.) What accomplishment are you most proud of? Starting a hay growing business from scratch
• 117.) Would you rather sweat melted cheese or have snakes for hair? If the snakes are my friends and I can talk to them, snakes.
• 118.) Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why? Probably my Beastie. She’s really smart and continues to try her best no matter what. She’s also really chill with other people and an example for how to get along well with others.
• 119.) What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been? Multnomah Falls
• 121.) What are your 3 favorite movies? Lost in Space, Mulan, Galaxy Quest
• 125.) What’s the right age to get married? Provided it’s legal… Any age you want! Or, don’t get married if you don’t want! You do you!
• 126.) Would you rather have a rare disease that makes you always say everything that is on your mind or lose the ability to ever speak again? I’ll take the ability to never speak again thanks...
• 127.) Tell me 3 things you remember about kindergarten. The woodshope I spent most of my time in. I don’t know how I didn’t lose and eye because we did not have any protection! The awesome loft we got to go up into so that we could read or listen to audio books. The sitting circle with our names written down on a piece of masking tape where we would sit during story time!
• 129.) What would you do if you were invisible for a day? HAH! Probably would a bunch of other people would as well XD
• 131.) If you could time travel, where would you go? Future!
• 132.) If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? The Crystal Gems!
• 133.) What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla is the most versatile!
• 134.) Would you rather shoot spaghetti out of your fingers or sneeze meatballs? Spaghetti Fingers plox!
• 135.) Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? Again Future. I wanna see stuff I’ve never seen before
• 137.) What’s your favorite holiday? Gonna have to go with Christmas. Halloween is a close second.
• 139.) If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? Steven Universe!
• 140.) Would you rather have x-ray vision or the ability to always know when someone is lying to you? Oh lying for sure.
• 141.) If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be? Einstein. I’d love to talk physics and math and everything
• 143.) What’s your favorite childhood book? Castle Roogna
• 144.) What’s a great book you’ve read recently? Oh… The Hacienda
• 145.) Do you feel like a leader or a follower? I feel like a leader but it’s exhausting...
• 146.) If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be? Can you always understand me? If so, from now on, whenever I ask you a question, can you respond with 1 blink for yes, 2 for no? What is it like being able to smell so much?
• 148.) Who would play you in a movie of your life? Brendan Frasier
• 152.) What has been your favorite family vacation? Anytime we went to California to visit my Granddad
• 153.) If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be? Drag
• 155.) What’s your favorite thing about one of your grandparents? My Granddad was always so generous. It definitely taught me to give to others when I can.
• 157.) Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say? ALL THE TIME. Sometimes it’s just narrating what I’m doing, others it’s just general thoughts I give voice to.
• 158.) When you’re having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better? Drink. I mean… XD Usually I kind hole up for the day, play a game I love, read a book that’s interesting, have a glass of wine at the end of the day and maybe a hot shower too.
I mean at least we can organize the drawers but I wish we could move them into or out of drawers. I have so many new (to me) CIs that I wanna add to my CI drawer
