That any, he thinks he's better than everyone because we come from Europe, where the history lives.

If Americans had a history, they would be less content to claim cultural identity that they haven't any claim to.

...Should I leave you boys to fight some more or are you all good and those are a lovely pair of gloves Gregory.

We're not fighting. This brotherly affection. Britain's finest.

Why thank you Cuppy. And no no, no need. We're brothers. We do this. We have a whole other thread dedicated to our bickering, where he is currently berating my clothes.

His shoes are

I thought only girls did that to their siblings clothing?

An they go with his outfit so who cares

If you're attempting to degrade me by likening me to a female, then I can see we won't be able to discuss modern feminism in a civil manner.

Thank you Lovey. That's what I said. Also it's what Sissy said. Sissy has much better fashion sense than Lawry does anyway.

-debating on whether or not to tell Gregory that he picks out Swansie's clothes-

-breaks fourth wall to read Lawrence's thought- Ohhhhh! So it was YOU who told her to put that squid on her head then?

Nope I wasn't linking you to a female Lawrence and if I was it would be a compliment not an insult.

your welcome Gregory and yes she does

All this talk of clothes is making me want to change mine

No no... that was something I couldnt make her part with. No matter how hard I tried.

eh if ya like it and can work it wear it

But..... it's a squid, Love. A big. Dead. GREEN. Squid.


....


... SQUIDS AREN'T GREEN.

...But if sissy likes it she can wear it if she wants too.

hmmm I don't know about this hair color

She would not part with it, and she simply sprays it with a preservative any time it starts to smell or reanimate and styles it as she pleases, completely ignoring the fact that she has an ancient evil perched on her cranium!

well good thing its her cranium and not yours then

That's right. -nods assertively and pat's Cuppy's hand again- As for you're lovely lovely cranium dear, I rather like that color. Make your accent colour just a shade or two brighter though, will you love?

that good

I darkened one and lightened the other just a hair..hehe hair I made a pun.

I am allowed to be concerned with the alignment of any cephalopods that my wife sets upon her head, particularly if they may or may not be an incarnation of The Devourer of Worlds.

I would have gone too the sinker of ships but ok Lawrence

That you did Cuppy love! It was quite clever. There you go with that clever again. Better be careful, you might frighten a dull Brit like myself away. -smiles, then tips head as he process what Lawrence just said. - Hold on a minute. Do you hear yourself right now? Concerned about the alignment of the cephalopod your wife sits upon her head?

That's the Kraken, love. Swansie's 'hat' appears to be Lovecraftian in nature.

And yes I am concerned. I have to deal with it every day and I would prefer not to bring one of the Great Ones into my bed, thank you.

Hey don't go a knockin the Cthulhu and the Kraken of legend is based off of encounters with giant squid.

Alrighty then this hair is staying for now and I'll try not to blow your min with my wit then Gregory.