i know a very stupid joke. i don't know who came up with it, but i heard it from one girl in my class when i was in 8th grade.

two polar bears are taking a bath together. the first polar bears says he forgot his soap as asks the other if he can borrow his. the second one says sure. later, the first one says he forgot his shampoo and asks the other if he can borrow his. the second says sure again. later again, the first one says he forgot his towel and asks the other if he can borrow his. the second says what do i look like, a radio!?

this is maybe the stupidest joke i've ever heard, and there is no point to it, yet, for some reason, it is so funny. i don't remember if this is exactly how it went, but i know it's close.

HAHAH! I heard this one recently while we were trying to find the funniest jokes....
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

Three men walk into a bar...the other man ducks.

This thread made me lol hard. This is the only stupid joke I have on me.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

This thread makes me laugh.

Oh man these jokes are... yeah.. Here's one I found..

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

lol, that makes me think of a funny blonde joke i heard from a friend. altho, i'm not sure if i can get it just right

a police officer saw a car speeding and he chased after it. when he pulled up next to the car, there was a blonde inside, knitting. the cop yelled out pull over! the blonde yelled back no, it's a scarf!

Originally Posted by BinkaKitty

lol, that makes me think of a funny blonde joke i heard from a friend. altho, i'm not sure if i can get it just right

lol that took me a while..

Where do onions fight?
At the onion ring!

Yeah cant get any lamer XD

I got another.

Once i went to visit a psychic. I knocked on her front door and she yelled "Who is it?" So I left.

Why did the energizer bunny get arrested?
He was charged with battery.

My friends always frown at the joke cause its just sooo bad.
But I think its cute~

Here is a joke I found on a site:

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and a zebra?
A striped jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was programmed to.

Its horrible but my friend would say it like 3 in the morning every time I stayed over and I would Cry laughing for like 10mins straight.

A blonde went to the pizza store and bought a pizza. The pizza man asked "should i cut in 4 or 8 pieces?".
She answered "4, i can't eat 8."

My teacher told it to me, and my friend didn't get it.
We explained it to her 8 times, even demonstrated on the whiteboard, and she still insisted that if he cut it in 8 pieces, she'd get more pizza. x____x;;

Originally Posted by BinkaKitty

i know a very stupid joke. i don't know who came up with it, but i heard it from one girl in my class when i was in 8th grade.

this is maybe the stupidest joke i've ever heard, and there is no point to it, yet, for some reason, it is so funny. i don't remember if this is exactly how it went, but i know it's close.

I learned it with penguins and a typewriter. x3 And the joke is that you get a bunch of people together that know the joke and a few who don't, tell it, and everyone who knows it laughs and sees if the few who don't know it laugh. Jokes on them. :3
Anywho, heres one.

Two muffins were sitting in the oven doing the regular muffin thing, you know, baking and stuff, when one muffin turns to the other muffin and says

"Jeez. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?"

The other muffin totally spazzez and says,

"HOLY $#!@, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

:3