I'm hoping for a zombie apocalypse, so I have my plan sealed down tight. My first step will be to run to the grocery store and buy or steal as many canned and non-perishable goods as I can, or at least things that will last awhile. I'll take the shopping carts home. If zombies are coming, the police are the least of my worries. Additionally, I can use the carts as temporary barricades.

On the way there and back, I'll call everyone I know in the area, notify them of the situation, and get them to do the same, as well as bring any electronic devices and blunt objects or other weapons. Internet, email, and even video games will be vital. Even in a zombie apocalypse, you need entertainment. Sitting around contemplating your death is NOT a good way to stay sane.

I would need to grab the step ladder from the garage and bring it into the house. I'd also grab as many heavy objects and other weapons I could. Once everything necessary was brought up into the house, I'd board up all the windows, barricade the doors, and get everyone to the upper levels of the house, along with anything we would need up there. Once everyone was settled in, we'd destroy the staircase up to the second floor. Zombies don't have the coordination to climb up walls. Next, I'd destroy the staircase to the attic as well, and put the stepladder there. We'd be able to use both floors, but not have to worry if zombies pushed us to the attic. We'd be able to simply toss the ladder on them, confusing them for a bit and making it harder for them to get up the stairs.

As for escaping the attic if worst comes to worst, we keep a fire escape ladder up there, so it wouldn't be much of a problem. I'd also set my rats free. They're great pets, but being distracted in the zombie apocalypse by your pets is deadly.

After that, I'd make sure everyone had sleeping arrangements, we had a good way to see if zombies were coming, and that everyone was armed. Once we had everything, if the zombies weren't too many, we could worry about other possible trips. We'd establish a sleeping schedule, and make sure we all followed it.

I'd also steal as many cartons of cigarettes from CVS as I could, and keep video logs and take tons of pictures. If I survived, that'd be a hell of a story.

...am I obsessive over this? XD

hmm I dont have much of a plan set up. I think I'd first call my marine brother, cuz he'd be very helpful. As well as my dad, hes a crazy martial artist. And then I'd call over my bf, who can also fight well. So basically I'd sit back and make sure no zombies get to my siblings while the guys watch the house and do most of the fighting. Yeah I'm pretty lazy, but if the situation got out of hand then I'd have my sis watch everyone and go help them fend off zombies. Oh and we'd need guns. and microwave bombs. We'd need a lot of storable food too.

Wow, all of these are so detailed o.o;. makes my little plan seem dinky, ha ha.

we should take a truck like 2 or 3 moving trucks and pack our stuff... and move to an island where nobody lives...first go get all the money from the bank since everyone in town will have ran away anyway ( that or turn into zombies) :D and of course pack lots of food from the grocery store.. and yes take the animals of course. and we are off.
don't forget machine guns for on the way there ^_^

Step 1: Make my way to a gun store and arm myself to the teeth
Step 2: Hideout in a mall or costco
Step 3: Wait it out

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

I would basicly call everyone I knew and make a plan on action. Everyone whould meet up and gather as much supplies each as we could get. Find a secluded house in the mountains and learn and teach the ones who don't know how to kill meat and perserve the meat.

Wait it out for a few years. Go out and observe the small towns. Eventully send out a few people to scout the land and hopefully it will have passed.

I actully believe that tweakers/meth heads are zombies. They never sleep and take everything from us and kill without thinking....they don't think!!! Ahhh!!!! Ohhh Noooo....

Here's my plan:

Find a gun shop, fill a bag full of guns and bullets.
Ruuuuuunnnnnn to a grocery store, and kill zombies there, and also living people =D *is too morbid for her own good*

If that doesnt work. Then I shall become a zombie and kill people.

My theory is that the leader of the zombie apocalypse is billy mays. We must come together and gather the necessary supplies to fight him. These would include: 20,000 super sized tubs of oxyclean, 100,000 red snuggies, 35 slapchops, 654 orange shamwow's, a vial of vince's blood, and 7,000 bump-it's. With all these "As seen on T.V." products, we can outsmart the overlord billy mays. By destroying his brain, we kill the rest of the zombie army. His stronghold is in a cave near the wild mountains of Nebraska. You will know you're close because you will hear his strong voice trying to sell you things. RESIST! We must defeat him!

I'd probably barricade myself in my house with my family and pray to God that I have some weapons and fire.
If worse comes to worse, I may just off myself too. I don't want to die in the hands of the dead tearing into my flesh o.o

A plan eh? Well, for me it depends on the type of attack...

Type 1(Not that many zombies, easy to wait out): Board up all the windows, get all cats and dogs inside. Make a look out point upstairs and wait it out.

Type 2(A bit more serious, but still pretty ok to wait out): Same as last time, except be more cautious and keep board up everything with twice as much stuff.

Type 3(Find a military base!!!): As soon as I hear about the out brake getting bad, I'll go online and fine the closest protected building. Wait until things die down a bit and run to the local super market to scavenge for supplies. Bring lots guns and other weapons. After all the supplies is gotten, work hard with group of 3-7 people to get to building of choice. Stay there and wait out the zombies.

Type 4(Living in an undead world): Who cares I'm gonna be dead.

Well, I'd prolly get eaten because I'm such a clutz.
My boyfriend pretty much prays for the zombie apocalypse. he knows it's going to happen one day, they're already testing it on rats.
We (he) have indepth conversations about how to survive, or atleast for as long as we can.
first off, we'd need all the food, amo, and swords, big knives, and things for easy kills (blades have no amo and don't jam up. seeing as everyone'll prolly be a zombie or not care who takes what, it wont be that hard to get things.
With zombies, because they're constantly decaying, they don't have the muscles to run, BUT, baracading yourself in a house is an awful idea. if they know you're in there, they'll try everything to get in and won't stop untill they're in.
The best bet is to find a ship, not an island. even if nobody lives on it, because zombies don't need to breathe, they can walk under water. they CAN NOT swim. if you have an island that's imposable to get on without swimming or any way to get on, then by all means, go for it. ships are the best though, you can park the ship in the middle of the ocean and and nothing can get on, just as long as you have someone who can manage a ship, you should be good. just becareful, have someone on patroll the whole time. though it seems imposable for zombies to get on, they'll keep going 'till they can't. Zombies last aproxmantly 7-10 years because they'll bodys will decay too much over time, they can't move any longer.
My boyfriend also has ready the zombie guide of survivel and he even made notes and edited it.

to buy lots of duct tape

I have an awesome zombie plan. My friend says he gets the high school. It's two stories with winding hallways.. I laughed at him. I said that I'd take the middle school. It's one story, and you have one central stand point to see into all of the hallways. There's basically the entrance to the building and four hallways that off shoot from it

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Sort of like that. each line is a hallways and the circle is the entrance. Plus the cafateria is full of non-perishables. All of the classrooms can be converted into rooms for families and people to share. The locker room has both toilets and showers. So all in all it's safe, secure, and simple.

I'd stay home sit up on the first floor roof by the window and get some practice in with my bow. I mean I have the pantry stocked, why leave the house and risk getting infected when you can just wait it out?

Besides, I live close to the woods. I'd rather get out of town than go deeper into it. And I know a hospital is the LAST place I'd want to go.

Honestly???

When in Rome, lol.... I would try and get far away from said brain eating zombies, but I would moan, drag a leg and drool outta the corner of my mouth doing that. Zombies do not really come off to me as the brightest crayons in the box, so I don't think they will notice that my moan isn't authentic. Hey, it is a lot better than running and jumping about, that'll just grab their attention. Silly.
Other than that, I would bunker out somewhere with a lot of resources/ a sustainable area (Vermont?) with a rag tag group of people with different strengths and weaknesses. I'd rather hang with a few weaker guys along side those crazy gun wielding types so I don't have to be the weakest link, only to be picked off in a moment of folly.
Oh and also, I think I would have Bruce Campbell handy. He seems like the kinda guy you want at your side during a zombie apocalypse.

First of all, I would change from being cheerful to paranoid. Second of all, I would somehow ~get~ a soldier's helmet and use anything possible as a weapon. Then I would make up codes as strategy and find more people to team up so we don't turn into zombies. :lol:

40 foot watch tower with an inch thick steel tube running down to an underground shelter type thing~

I would apply all my Left 4 Dead Knowledge. LMAOO.

Umm..get a weapon from the nearest police station and head north! Zombies can't last in below 9375492 temperatures.
But then again, I wouldn't do so well either. But maybe..just maybe. If I was warm enough and knew what I was doing. Zombies aren't exactly going to stop to get paraka's and gloves before they eat my brains...right?

go to hollywood. there will be no zombies there, since there are no brains to feed on=]

Zombie Apocalypse!?

PFFT! I HAVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ELEVEN TIMES A DAY!

I start off with -

I'M JOKING KAT! DON'T HURT ME!! *cowers*


Anyways, for anyone attempting to survive the Zombie Apocalypse you *MUST* read World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide.

Two surefire ways to survive. Experience experience experience.

Well, this is a very interesting theme, but what I would do is try to find a building that had limited windows and doors to hide out in. Less entry the better. As others have mentioned, the more food, supplies and weaponry the better. I would probably break up part of the floor in the building to make a fire pit, heat to keep warm and to cook food with. I would need lots of books or something for entertainment, seeing as there would be no technology because everyone but myself are zombies. Yup, that's what I would do, not sure how well that plan would work but its better then standing in the road as zombies circle you in >.<

for me, i actually started thinking of the possibility of it ever since i started playing Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2.

i guess if a Zombie Apocalypse does happen, then i guess i would head out for the nearest gun depot and stock up on weapons. Ill probably start looting stores for supplies and try to find survivors and team up with them for mutual protection and the bond NOT to go insane THIS early.

i know it's pretty clock-work but it works in simulations, so i guess its a good plan.

I am going to stock up on lots of Twinkies and tinfoil. This.

My Zombie Survival Kit Includes...
- String
- Monopoly Board Game
- Water Guns and/or Nerf Guns
- Stamps
- A Bruised Apple
- Pokemon Cards
- 1 Single Watch Battery



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If the great and wise scholar and also illustrator of Zombie Hunters is correct: There will be more than one type of Zombie...due precautions should be taken in such an event--BEWARE THE SEVEN!!!.....at least I think there are seven kinds...hmm I shall have to dig through the archives again.