Curse my gluttony and sloth-yness... I'm still hungry... Let's see if I can go for round two. Which requires standing up... I need to train my dogs to fetch me food.

Haha! I've seen people train their doggies to get them drinks. xD
Great, now I've got to train my imaginary friends to go out and get me foods, as I'm too lazy to get dressed, properly (Like I am dressed but there is no way I'm going out to get food in my PJs xDD), and walk to get foods.

Yuumm but I'm totally still hungry... Curse my gluttony!
Doggie training sounds like effort though... CURSE MY SLOTHERY

Hm. Laziness seems to affecting a lot of people these days.

Well, at least you did get some food, I've not eaten since around 1 am this morning (and it's a a minute past a quarter after eight am now)

Fuun. You should probably get up and get changed so you can go out and eat then xD (That sounds like a lot of work D=)

Oh, it's not a lot of work, to be honest. All my clothes, in their buckets and such (laundry buckets) are all out from under my bed, and so it's much easier to get to now. ^-^
Just have to get myself out of bed to do that. =P

Getting out of bed is the tricky part. The bed is like a Siren, luring the sailors to their demise. Now I want to go back to sleep xD

Yes! Getting out of bed is hard, I've done it a few times but it's all warm and comforting, and I've taught myself to type while laying down, so that's what I'm doing.... Eyes are betraying me!

Damn eyes! I can type without looking at the keyboard but it really sucks when you get out of sync. So everything's one letter off.

Oh, I can type with my eyes closed and I can type with out even looking at the keyboard -- I can type about 67 words per minute in complete darkness. So yeah, that's no problem at all. ^-^ It's just spelling words correctly that's my issue.

Same here. My spelling terrible! Which is funny seeing as vocab was one of my favorite parts of english back in the day.

My spellings alright I think. I try at least. Just occasionally falling out of sync with my typing...
Yay for Dr. Who =3 but god damn cliff hangers ><

Cliffhangers truly are the devil, or invented by him at te very least. I so can't handle them. Thats why I can't watch a show while it's airing weekly on tv, gotta wait till the dvd comes out so I can watch it all in a day :-p

Ya being able to watch it all straight is nice. but I like seeing it while its new.
Too bad I Can't have it both. Watching Star Gate Universe now. I have to catch up with that too. Falling behind in all my shows.

Lol, yeah, school and an inexplicable Dracula paper will do that to ya :-p Darn education! How dare it interfere with tv! Lol jk.

Eewww. Obnoxious car alarm going off in the hotel parking lot

Educations lame. I'd rather watch t.v and play video games.
Video games taught me to read and spell >> So suck on that whoever said video games are a waste of time!
And yay for car alarms ><

I think I might start trying to write my romance novel type stories for literotica again :-p It's cheesy, and kinda sleezy, but I like writing them so I think I'll go back to it.

Cheesey and Sleezey? I thought rhyming was my shtick?
Have fun with that...

I recall once. Me and my friend being as awesome as we are were at the book store once. Just walking around like teenagers do. When we ended up in the Romance section and my friend was all like

It'd be real funny if you grabbed a book flipped to a random page and started reading really loud

And me being as awesome as I am did.
It was some gay sex scene and after I was done I looked around and there was a woman there legitimately trying to read her books and I felt bad...
and now I'm watching Jeff Dunham Arguing with myself.
Puppeteerings pretty awesome.

So I already proposed this to Swansie but to any one else reading this:
Jeff Dunham Versus The Puppet Master.

Pretty sure we're the only ones here right now :-p which is sad. I'm actually attentive and feel like talking at the moment :-p Everyone's here when I 'm only half paying attention and can barely respond, but of coarse when I'm actually able to converse there is no one (accept you my loyal bellhop friend!)

3:30. And my friend just tweeted =O
I'm not the only one awake!
But people can come back and re-read the old posts xD So they can see my awesome idea later.
Now wheres my remote because Dunham's gone...
Of course I'm here.. I'm always here.
Except for school time.
Ah here's my remote
Oh... It's that... Crow? Raven? I think It's Crow...
There's nothing online. Maybe I should just play some more Assassins Creed II
3:35

Edit: In a totally vain attempt to earn money, opposed to fixing my spelling mistakes I'll point them out and laugh. "There's nothing on T.V" I meant. Though in all fairness not much online either.

I think your last post assploded my brain a bit... I just imagine you saying it all in a very hyper manor for some reason... *pats you on the head* It's ok. Good stevey. Stevery relax now. Lol and get some sleep already

Sorry I went *Poof* earlier, I fell back to sleep and woke up a few hours ago, but I've been trying to get some cleaning and such done.

I can see it. I noticed. I have more... Word-os (Probably the best word to describe them XD?) then typos. Opposed to hitting one wrong letter I'll write an entirely different word... I'm cool like that.
Night Swansie I'll prolly be gone when you get back.
Hey it's Hope! She came back! Hai Hope! Also. Bai Hope!
I'm totally gone. 4:05. Good night to you all.
Had to share this before I left.

Originally Posted by Twitter

# DavidBlue
Ran into @dhewlett today. The two David's meet!!! I think the world experienced an earthquake as a result. 26 minutes ago.

# BreakingNews
7.4-magnitude earthquake strikes Northern Sumatra, Indonesia; tsunami warning issued 24 minutes ago.

Hi Steve! Yep! I'm back!
Hi! Bye!
Happy Sleepings!

Back awake. Hey look its mothers day. and I have a headache. YAY
I figured you guys would have posted a page worth by the time I got back. What happened to Swansie?
I hope the killer didn't start chasing her =O (Inside joke)