01-01-2010, 03:04 AM
What is a Holiday meal without biscuits? Unfortunately, families all over Menewsha know EXACTLY what it means. Oven have come a long way through out the centuries but there is still a common problem; burnt biscuits.
To solve this horrendous affair, we've come up with a solution to all your charred-mini-loaf problems!
The Spit Biscuit Oven is prided for it sensibility and passion. When the sensitive sensors inside SBO notice that your biscuits are done, the door immediately spits your biscuits down one level to the cooling rack at the bottom of SBO. This way you never have to worry about burnt biscuits ever again!
This is one oven that will never let you down. Once your biscuits are safely on the cooling rack, an automated voice will announce their completion. You can choose the type of voice yourself with a simple turn of a knob on the dial board or record a voice message. That way, you could have your own special honey call you to get your biscuits.
The Spit Biscuit Oven should not be operated by children under the age of 10. Get your SBO today and save your biscuits!
(this infomercial is brought to you by D.F.G.C. (Desperate For Ginger Corporations) )
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