lol, I have a character that uses pick-up lines on a regular basis so I have to search for some of the most god awful pick-up lines to use.

My favorite one right now is -

Did you use Windex on your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Someone said I had "nice earlobes"... o_0

Originally Posted by Arie

Oh god, the worst one I've ever heard from my friends sharing bad pick-up lines;

"Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away"

I honestly do not know if that would work as a compliment or insult. xD

Aww but I love that one! I think it's seriously funny. I'd be flattered if someone said that to me, lol. :D

"can i hit on you?"

"dont be afraid if a fat man in a red suit throws you in a bag, because i asked for you for christmas"

it was cute but creepy.... so basically your telling me im gonna get kidnapped?
i havent had anything too cheesy most of the time its just the regualr old pickup lines, my boyfriend never even had to use a pickup line, we worked together and he always made sure to work in the same area with me to get to know me and brought me hot cocoa one day :) so his pickup line was a pickup cocoa :P

My friend got this one

"mind if i rest my head on your pillows (aka breasts) and then we go out for some dinner?"

My friend got asked this while working the drive-thru at a Wendy's from a customer!

My friend: What will you have?
The guy: You if you'll let me. I know this ain't Burger King, but I'd still like to have you my way.

I died laughing when she told me that.

ummm......yeah, I was always too fat and ugly to get one, but I did get married to a really awesome guy who isn't fat or ugly.

THis thread is too funnY!

My girlfriend used one on me, but I can't remember it word to word... Let's just say...

I told her, I would pay her five dollars to NEVER say that again... *rubs head*

But the one I came back at her with later wasn't any better. XD

I've merged this thread with a thread of similar topic. :)

... ( That wasn't a pick up line. :ninja: )

I have two

One spanish customer asked me if I would call him Papi...infront of his grandson lol

and another guy in a bar asked me if I would wear..seductive clothing for him if he paid me....ew

That trick with the 11 year old boy, I did it when I was in 5th grade except it was with a 6th grader....thinking, back I would smack myself. And from your stories, you seem to attract younger men. :lol:

I've never had someone use a pick up line on me per say but I've definately run into some creepers.

When I was 15 I was walking home from my bus stop when someone blow thier car horn at me. I turned to see who it was and the guy, who was old enough to be my father, blew a kiss at me!

Just last week though I was walking my five year old sister home from school and this guy, he was stuck at the red light, calls out to me from his car and asks me to take down his number and call him later. Needless to say I grabbed my sister's hand and got out of there.

There is no option for nobody. Because I have never had any weird pick-up lines towards me. I know, I must be ugly. So...you need to fix that for me. :)
So...yea...I can't help you. >>;

So my dad took me with him out of town one day, and while he was running errands, I was at the movies. Well, my movies ended and I ended up waiting around for him until it was dark and the place was deserted.. My phone was dead.. That's when this guy maybe a couple years older than me came up behind me and whispered "Boo" out of nowhere.. and started hovering around me like "Did I scare you?"
I was so freaked out because he came out of nowhere and his friend was making his way over. That's when this dude who worked in the theater (he was locking up the doors) came out and asked me if I was okay.
The guys walked off and the theater dude unlocked the doors for me and let me in. He also gave me some quarters so I could call my dad, but by then the car had pulled up. =/

hahaha last time i go to that gym XD
too many old guys lol

i have never had someone use a creepy pick up line on me, or any at all haha but it's probably cause im a guy, but i throw some pretty creepy ones out there
"you have nice legs, what time do they open?"
haha that's my favorite haha.

"GET IN THE VAN!!!!" best pick up line ever.

I was also on a camping trip with my class. This girl was sharing my tent with me and we were pondering whether or not we should get more blankets when this guy who had been getting drunk all day "it was his birthday", came up and said, "Hey, if you girls get cold you can come share my tent" "(wink wink nudge)." I told him that if he had said that when he was sober he would have regretted it heartily.

I can't remember any in real life, mostly because not many people have used pickup lines on me. >_< But I do remember this from Blackadder Goes Forth by General Melchet. "...I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes, I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper, and then sneeze all over you..."
Is that creepy? I think so. ^_^;;

This stranger just came up to my friend and said "You look pretty, can I have your e-mail? maybe we can be friends" uhhh, yea......that's what he said - luckily I ain't pretty enough for guys to go to the trouble of creeping me out XD

old men and pick up lines just don't go together *shudders*
most disturbing one ever: do you own a farm, cuz ur raising my c0ck

I've gotten tons of creepy and weird lines from guys, mostly at bars and shows. Last night was funny to me. I walked in the bar with my husband and his friend, they both had to go to the bathroom. I stood by the bar to wait for them and this guy walks up to me...here's the conversation.
Him: You're not 21, are you?
Me: Uhh...I'm actually 22
Him: Good answer.
Me: (smile and nod)
Him: So, do you want me to buy you a beer or something?
Me: No, I'm good. My guys are in the bathroom and I'm just waiting for them so I can buy us all beers.
Him: Oh, you're buying for all of you? That's cool.
My husband walks up and the kid walks away.

The rest of the night, he always seemed to be standing near me. He kept talking to me and poking me, tapping me on the shoulder as he would walk by, and one time...he even winked at me as he was passing. It was so funny. Later on, my extremely drunk husband is standing with the guy behind me. My husband grabs my skirt and tries to pull it up...I guess he thought it was funny. He was unsuccessful, but the guy was staring and they were laughing together. Then, my husband explained to him who I was to him and that we had a kid together and all that. I thought it would be cool after that, but then he (and everyone else from the bar) ended up at my house drinking. He was still a little creep the rest of the night, but I think he's harmless.

Oh, found a picture that shows the creepiness.

I'm texting (ignore my badly grown out roots) and he's the one staring straight into the camera behind me. Funny stuff.

=___= It's not really a pick up line but this was my horrid experience with a creepy guy.

I was walking from a train station through town to get onto the main roads to go home. (This was a good 40 minute walk) Now as I was walking up through the town, this guy came up to me and said, "Can you help me with this miss?" And I was like o.o errm -looks at a map- Now I'm not local so I said so and said sorry I couldn't help him and walked on. Getting about 5 step, the man caught up and stopped me again, "So what's your name?" Shocked and taken aback I said my name. He said thank you and sorry for the trouble. I said no problem and continued to walk on. He caught up with me again, "So Single or boyfriend?" I looked at him and said "Boyfriend." Walked on, him continuing to keep pace with me. "Ah ah ah, very good, he is very lucky man." I nodded and smiled (forced) and continue to walk. Obviously not put off or whatever, "So what's your age." I said it and hoped he would go away, but I spotted a bus waiting up at a bus stop and sped up a little. "Oh so young! So is your boyfriend strong...like me?" He does a bicep flex and grins as he does it. I laughed nervously and continued to walk. "I bet he is not strong like me, especially in bed." I moved faster at this. "You know your boyfriend is very lucky, your breasts are wonderful....so large and healthy." (The healthy part freaked me out more is that weird?) Still walking beside me, "You know there's a building just around he where we can....yenno..." He jiggles imaginary breasts. I hopped on to the bus and asked the bus man for a map, because i needed to go somewhere and completely wasted this poor bus driver's time ]= But he seemed to understand and indulged me. The man behind me, walked off since I finally got on to a bus.

Now the worst thing is about this, is that I got off the bus, walked up the street and the man had followed me from the street and tried to talk to me again. My answer? I had headphones in, ignored him, he followed me all the way behind me and I walked into my grandmother's shop (after maybe losing him in the winds and bends of the town centre) and stayed in the back storeroom until I could get a lift home ]=>

Then I was really freaked out the next day when somebody tried to get me near their car, by shouting "Help me Help me." When a perfectly strong man (and very tall) had walked in front of me past the car, and not a word was spoken. I pretended to be deaf and didn't even go near the car since the car next to them had guys who had newspapers up and were looking everywhere but me and that car. It was freaky.

Needless to say I reported the car event.

I've never had 'creative' pick-up lines.

I was in middle school, and it was early morning (they didn't let us in the buildings before school starts), so I was waiting outside. This guy yells out "I want to suck your t*ts." (trying to keep this PG13)

I just ignored him.


Then I had another guy in high school, that just kept following and talking to me, trying to be more than friends. Telling me how he would show up at my college graduation with a small box. I told him to leave me alone and hasn't bothered me since.

Ive never had a pick up line used on me lol except for this one time when this kid said something totally random to me that I think was supposed to be a pickup line but didn't make any sense lol. I live on a marine corps base though and the guys check me out all the time. O_O I hate when they do that. But one of my favorite pick up lines is "Do you have a band aid, because I just skinned my knees falling for you" :D.

I'm the one hitting on verybody XD my favourite pick up line is: Miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Sorry for the crappy translation! : D it's smoother in Finnish I think.
I have a friend though who always has these old and drunk men hitting on her. (She thinks she emits some kind of pheromone) I think the cutest was in the subway (I was there sitting right next to her), and old drunk with a beard like santa claus asked her to marry him :''D "Hey you beautiful, marry me please. Let's make five children."
Other one was in the tram (this one I heard from her). This was too an old drunk. First he talked about World war II, then he said to her: "God you are beautiful. You are so pretty. You are so pretty you could be my daughter, cos I'm pretty too." And oh boy was he ugly. She said she laughed so much when the man said this. And she really is beautiful! haha.