Originally Posted by CuddlyQuiche

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I've had similar things happen to me...those things are always worse than just being picked up on.

Me and my friends have so many pick up lines, but they're mostly rated R.
Once my friend used, "Honey, I have a bit of a sweet tooth and I just had to say, you got more cakes than Duncan Hines." I started busting up laughing and the girl looked at him and socked him in the stomach, which made me laugh more.

(SIDE NOTE: Duncan Hines makes cake. On cake boxes you'll see it somewhere. XD)

Let me preface this by stating that I am a stripper. I have been dancing in bars for about 7 years now. I have just about heard everything you can imagine. My favourites have been:
1) Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
2) I'll give you 10,000 dollars to spend the night with me.
3) I walked up to a man and sat down. He checked me out, and said he wanted a dance. As soon as he sat down in the VIP room, the first thing (and last!) he said to me is "can I put it in your @$$?" I slapped him, told him he owed me extra for being inappropriate, and told him never to come back. We are DANCERS. Not WHORES!!!

Originally Posted by Roxxxy

Let me preface this by stating that I am a stripper. I have been dancing in bars for about 7 years now. I have just about heard everything you can imagine. My favourites have been:
1) Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
2) I'll give you 10,000 dollars to spend the night with me.
3) I walked up to a man and sat down. He checked me out, and said he wanted a dance. As soon as he sat down in the VIP room, the first thing (and last!) he said to me is "can I put it in your @$$?" I slapped him, told him he owed me extra for being inappropriate, and told him never to come back. We are DANCERS. Not WHORES!!!

I used to do that too, so I know how that is. Guys can be pretty disgusting. I have a few from the clubs too.
1. "My wife is going to thank you tonight." -that one grossed me out, since he was referring to him thinking about me while they did it...nasty

2. "I'll give you $100,000 to come sleep with me." -that sounds unbelievable, but it really happened. he was like...65 and from utah.

3. "In my country, $30 would get me (insert any obscene act here). Would you do that?" -as you said, we're not prostitutes...so...no

There are really too many to keep listing, as you already know.

Originally Posted by Roxxxy

Let me preface this by stating that I am a stripper. I have been dancing in bars for about 7 years now. I have just about heard everything you can imagine. My favourites have been:
1) Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
2) I'll give you 10,000 dollars to spend the night with me.
3) I walked up to a man and sat down. He checked me out, and said he wanted a dance. As soon as he sat down in the VIP room, the first thing (and last!) he said to me is "can I put it in your @$$?" I slapped him, told him he owed me extra for being inappropriate, and told him never to come back. We are DANCERS. Not WHORES!!!

I hate what men think they can get away with. Their so stupid.

I don't get pick up lines much. But, I have had some creepy encounters. A few guys who approached me were rather bold and got right to the point. I was siting on the couch watching a kiddie movie with my ex (who was my boyfriend at the time) and his friend. When my ex got up to go to the bathroom, his friend scooted close to me and told me that I was hot and wanted to fool around. I declined and left the room. x_x

Another time some guy walked up to me when I was waiting for the metro train to arrive. He came up from behind me and sniffed my hair...then he whispered in my ear...something like, "You look so lovely..." then he asked me out on a date. I was like........WTF!

i used to work in retail. after helping out a custumer he told me "you gave me really good custumer service. i would love to experence it again tonight at eight. dress code not existing." i went right to my manager and the guy was escorted out of the building.

Originally Posted by PhantomLolita

I used to do that too, so I know how that is. Guys can be pretty disgusting. I have a few from the clubs too.
1. "My wife is going to thank you tonight." -that one grossed me out, since he was referring to him thinking about me while they did it...nasty

2. "I'll give you $100,000 to come sleep with me." -that sounds unbelievable, but it really happened. he was like...65 and from utah.

3. "In my country, $30 would get me (insert any obscene act here). Would you do that?" -as you said, we're not prostitutes...so...no

There are really too many to keep listing, as you already know.

I think that's just downright degrading. I haven't been to a bar or club, but if I ever did I sure as hell wouldn't try to get "favors" as the guys call them. Just because you dance on poles or whatever doesn't mean you sell your bodies and fuck every guy on the street who asks.

Originally Posted by MizumiO

I hate what men think they can get away with. Their so stupid.

Thank you?

I haven't had an actual pick-up line used on me. I did have this older guy come into my work and he was talking about hugs for some reason, and was like "Hugging is nice but kissing is better. *wink*" I was like "That's nice. What would you like to order?" Then, later, I was waiting for my sister to come pick me up, and the old guy and his wife were leaving, and he came back inside and asked me if there were any places to swim nearby. I told him where the creek was, and he asked if they allow skinny dipping, because he and his wife like to skinny dip. Then, he asked me if I like skinny dipping. It was just really creepy.

theirs a liquor store near my house and my brothers go down there and buy candy sometimes or soda and what not. Well i went with them once cuz i wanted skittles, i didnt want to go inside so i was standing outside and this dude walks out and gets in his car and drives away right? two minutes later he backs up and asks if im waiting for someone, i said yes and he drove away, few days later i saw him again and he wouldnt stop staring. finally i got sick of it and walked up to him and told him to fuck off im fourteen i will NOT tell him again to leave me alone. havent seen him since.

another time i was walking home from my friends and this really fucking drunk guy who was like 50 something?
was like 'if i was 30 years younger id fuck you' i was twelve at the time :/

Guys can be so damn rude! What PhantomLolita and Roxxxy had to go through is just horrible! Lately, I've been getting some attention, and it's just wierd because I'm fat. My friends drunk brother who's 24 came up to us at her grad party while we were soaking in the hot tub. It was just us girls in there and his sister was right there. He goes, "This is my kind of hot tub. Who's single in here?" His sister points to the two out five of us that were, and I happened to be one of the single ones. He starts saying, "Well, hey, my name is . . ., I'm 24 . . ." blah blah blah. Anyway, so I saw him 2 other times and he hit on me both times. I was changing into my dry clothes and my friend was in the room next to me. They open into each other. So we came out at the same time and he was like, "Alright, I gotta say that the 2 of you coming out at the same was just f##king hot." We both just ignored him. And then I had to leave my friend's robe on the back of the door and he saw me leave and he goes, "Damn! Maybe you should go in with me." Iwas like," Whatever." And he said, "Come on, you know you want this." I said whatever again and left, blushing my a$$ off. I can't tell if was just teasing me, or just being a drunkard. And now I have a stalker on my hands. Not my friend's brother, just some guy who might stalk me if he ever finds out where I live. He was my friend and then he just out of the blue told me he had a crush on me. I don't like him like that and he annoys the crap out of me sometimes. He's a total perve! We played truth or dare because I don't know him all that well, and he lied to me when he said he was over his crush. You do not want to know alll the dares he had for me. At one point it clicked. Anyway, he's a perve! I don't want to go over to his house anymore. I only seem to attract creepers. These dudes make the eleven year old incident seem like nothing now.

Guys are just piss off sometimes, not all but just the ones that are overly cocky.
I was walking down the street and I was 11 or 12 at that time and some teens were in a car they honk their horn at me and make a kissy face and whistle then drive away. I was like..o_____X Dude...did they just? Then I got freaked out and ran home >________<;

I can't remember any weird pick up lines told to me at this moment, but I did have weird encounters.
I can remember two older men, twice my age, both during different days. Anyway they had both checked me out in a very creepy way, both different. One of them checked me out from the rear and the other checked me out from the chest area... *shutters* It was so annoying! Now at work I have to wear a zip up hoodie and very long tops that cover my rear just to avoid those encounters.

I work as a cashier so I hear tons of bad pick-up lines. All the creepy ones tend to be the ones that suggest I am somehow a whore. . . I don't get it, not only do I wear a very basic uniform but I don't even wear make-up and they make those kind of suggestions.

Old man walks up to the register and I read the total to him. *by the way when I say old I mean he had to be around 70 years old*
He proceeds to pull out a twenty (less than his total) and says "Is this enough to take you away" Gives an awkward smile that only adds to the creepy awkwardness.
I stare and read off the total again
He stares for another moment and then finally gives me the rest of his total and leaves without a word.
Creepy, might not be the worst but it's the first to pop up in my mind.

When I was still in Jr. High a guy pulled over in his car to hit on me. . .nothing he said was creepy just the fact that he pulled over on a busy street. . . needless to say I kept my distance.

Luckily no-ones ever used any pick-up lines on me yet, except for this one time on an MMO @_@
I walked into this area and there was only one player standing in front of the monster I needed to kill, he wasn't fighting it so I want up and started hitting it, he then posted 'HEY GIRL.' and I thought he was going to yell at me for kill-stealing or something, so I reply with a tactful 'What?', he respond with 'YOU LOOK FINE.' I then leave the area as fast as I can with a simple 'Stop hitting on me.'
I was scared to re-enter that area and when I did, because I needed to get past, he was still there... Waiting... @_@

Gotta say that Lokie's avi looks like yuffie form ff7, just sayin. it's kinda cool. sorry to get off topic.

Never had anyone use a cheesy pick up line to me, but the funniest I've heard has to be this:
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I was coming out of the movie theater and I wanted a refill on my pop so I asked the guy to give me a refill and when giving me my drink he leaned over the counter and smiled while saying: "Want to have a better night with me?" I took my drink and walked away. By far the creepiest pick up line I've gotten.